This would HAVE TO be a joke...

[Skye]

Spit's mum sent it to me... and I'm astounded. Do you think this guy's for real? I know there's some pretty sick people out there, but this...?

[Mathalamus]

thats sick

[Skye]

thats sick

That's a huge understatement x)

[Pamela]

If he is having sex with a car,I would have to say he better not have a smartass comment about vibrators......

Also I would pick a better car to love on....

[Xerdge]

Rofl Thats great. "I have to use a condom becuase all the dirt inside" Rofl. I loved this post. He's gay with a car. rofl. What if someone was walking by and saw him like.... Yeah... thursting at the back of a car. Haha. !!!!!!

[jedimaster86]

I never heard of Closer, but I guess it's kind of like what Weekly World News is or what National Enquirer use to have - wacky and bizarre news. While it is certainly out there, I'm sure there are others on the brink of what this kid may or may not have done. While it is on the outskirts of obsession, I guess I feel that if someone loves someone or something, things we find outright disgusting may not be out of the question. I wouldn't do the same here, but I respect his life choices and what he decides to do. In other words, if he gets pleasure out of it, I'm ok with what he does (although like I said this material would probably only be in those bizarre and half-truth publications).

[Skye]

I hadn't heard of it either Jedi, but it seems pretty legit.

Agreed, let him go. It's his life.

[I'm still trying to get my head around it]

[Nex]

how did you find this? they promised me that they wouldnt publish it!

[Skye]

Sorry Nex, but you know how it is. Once shit's on the net, everyone can get to it.

[Aemaeth]

I think it's horrorifc how they make comparisons to sexuality, this isn't sexuality, it's a godamn fucking fetish, which may be part of sexuality, but it isn't A fucking sexuality.
Other than that, He's a freak but at least he gets his kicks.
Won't ever have to worry about him being perverted over another human eh?
Closer is a english gossip/womans rag.

[Skye]

I think it's horrorifc how they make comparisons to sexuality, this isn't sexuality, it's a godamn fucking fetish, which may be part of sexuality, but it isn't A fucking sexuality.

Very true. I wondered the same thing myself, how can they make a comparison to a genuine relationship with another human being?

[Xerdge]

They can't. If you ask me its with the brain. But thats just lil ole' me. And no worrys about stds either I guess...

[Darkemperor121]

That...is very old.

[Nethran]

I missed this the first time around, I suppose. It's definitely a joke. They said he's from Missouri, USA, yet still in the article refers to his friends as his "mates". That's a British/Aussie thing.

[hellsing293]

I missed this the first time around, I suppose. It's definitely a joke. They said he's from Missouri, USA, yet still in the article refers to his friends as his "mates". That's a British/Aussie thing.

Not to mention that all of the prices are in Euro.

[Nethran]

I rescind my earlier comment.

MySpace.com - •»Jordan«• - 21 - Male - Springfield, Missouri - www.myspace.com/dragvdub

Wow.

[schmidz]

I'm guessing that it was either an elaborate hoax by the Magazine/newspaper company...

or an elaborate hoax by that car effer.

but then again there is even a name for it

mechaphile

[Nethran]

He didn't lose his veriginity in the back seat, like some people. He lost his virginity TO the backseat. roflmaoflfjsf.


"Should I turn on your windshield wipers before we get started?"

[Ares]

.... Id have sex with my car...
If it was a e46
or a 97 tt supra.


id definitely have sex with my car

[Nethran]

That disturbs me, Ares. Remember to wear a condom so you don't pick up soot and dirt from the tailpipe. ;D