Would you?

[The Mob]

???
i guess tight uniforms if it gets me the cash

smallpox or meningitis?

[Siris]

smallpox. I'm immuned!

1" or 1'?

[Mathalamus]

one inch. i feel like that goddamn size anyways

would you rather hang out with me or aislinn for one day?

[The Mob]

both.

assuming she exists... ahem

piss on an electric fence, or stick tongue on a frozen pole?

[Mathalamus]

tongue on frozen pole.

would you get killed by a tank or get killed by a nasty looking spear?

[wazzacky]

spear. Since my only weakness is bullets. I wouldn't die.

would u squeeze lemon or lime into your eyes?

[tree_frog]

how about sprite lol

[Zerobanshee]

Math, I just realized that "ignored" is spelled wrong in your sig. You spelled it "ingored"

Would you rather have a two liter bottle of soda rammed in your ass, or get married to Michael Jackson?

[wazzacky]

michael jackson. I'd divorce him and get half his shit. it sounds better than having to wear a diaper for the rest of your life.

get ure hand cut by a dull knife or smashed by a blunt hammer.

[Mathalamus]

hand cut. its less painful.

would you have a party with a bunch of klingons or have a party with a bunch of vulcans?

[Siris]

I have no idea what your question is about...

Ability to fly or teleport?

[wazzacky]

I have no idea what your question is about...

Ability to fly or teleport?

its a startrek thing..

fly, that'd be so much sweeter.

Awesome guitar skills or mad math skills.

[The Mob]

math skills

locked in a room full of bullet ants, or locked in a room full of rats?

[Aka Gambit]

room full of rats, cause then you can kill them for entertainment and eat them for food.

Would you rather live a life of complete solitude or be hated by everyone in the world?

[Mathalamus]

i beilive ill answer that.

id rather have everyone hate me. ( its getting close...)

would you rather drink Canadian beer or American beer?

[Nethran]

Who gives a shit? Lol, beer's beer if it's not specialty. I guess I'll go with American, though, since I know it better.

A wang the length and girth of a halved crayon, or a schlong the length and girth of a two-liter soda bottle?

Reduction/lengthening surgury in the future is not an option- you'd have to live with it that size forever.

[Mathalamus]

( note to everyone for the purposes of this game pretend this post dosnt exist.)

nethren can you use words i can understand? no need to use wang or that other confusing word..

[Nethran]

Well, the correct term is asterisked all to hell, so I'll use weiner.