China VD

[Pamela]

[B]While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his ***** covered with purple spots.. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.[/B]

[B] The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.'[/B]

[B]
The man looks a little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.'[/B]

[B] The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your *****.'[/B]

[B]
The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not ! I want a second opinion.'[/B]

[B] The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice.'[/B]

[B] The next day the man seeks out a Chinese doctor figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his ***** and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease.'[/B]

[B]
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my ***** !'[/B]

[B]The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate !'[/B]

[B]
'Oh, Thank God !' the man replies.[/B]

[B] ' Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'You no worry ! Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself .[/B]

[Blue]

lol, that was good.