Carol's

[Z3R0]

These three guys die on Christmas Eve, and they get to the Pearly Gates and see St. Peter there. St. Peter tells them, "The only way you can pass through these gates is if you can show something reminiscent of the Christmas spirit." So the first guys pulls out a match and strikes it saying, "This represents the eternal candle of hope and love." St. Peter lets him pass. The second guy pulls out a set of keys and shake them around, saying, "This is Jingle Bells." St. Peter lets him pass. The third guy thinks for a moment, then reaches to his back pocket and pulls out a set of red, lace panties. St. Peter says, "Panties? How does that represent Christmas?" The guy replied, "They're Carol's!"