08-20-2004, 06:02 AM
There once was a empty can of Diet pepsi (MINE!!). So I decided to steal it from a local Wall-Mart. So I stole it. They caught me. I said that I was fat and I was to stupid to afford a can of soda and then I quickly stole his money and said SEEEEEE I had the money to buy it but I just forgot to pay. Then he says then why did you hide it under your shirt. Then I replied cause i have a rash. Then I quickly eat a Bumble-Bee and then like the incredible Monkey, A rash appears. THe guy lets me off the hook. Then, Then, I go home. And Rip of the side of the empty can. I think I heard the can cry so then im like Oh my Gosh (Not g0d cuz im religious....actully not relly) so then I go into depression and am thinking of suicide. My first way is to die from a seizure by flashing smiley faces as fast as i can.:p
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:confused: that nearly killed me but I didnt die. Ofcourse I was blind. So then I took a knife and I STABBED MY orange. Then I squeezed the orange juice out into my eyes so I would never see again. I was still alive even though I was blind with orange juice in my eye. Now I was agrivated so I took my can of soda and crushed it with my own two boobies (Yes im a guy,makes u think dont it) well then I was glad. Im Glad with gladware instead of mad like that mad guy. So dont get mad get glad. And My name is billy may and im here with Oxi-Clean!!!! Nah Ok so i never saw the can again I jumped off a cliff and I lived. But then when I touched my foot I died of pneumonia.
De End.
:mad::eek::confused: that nearly killed me but I didnt die. Ofcourse I was blind. So then I took a knife and I STABBED MY orange. Then I squeezed the orange juice out into my eyes so I would never see again. I was still alive even though I was blind with orange juice in my eye. Now I was agrivated so I took my can of soda and crushed it with my own two boobies (Yes im a guy,makes u think dont it) well then I was glad. Im Glad with gladware instead of mad like that mad guy. So dont get mad get glad. And My name is billy may and im here with Oxi-Clean!!!! Nah Ok so i never saw the can again I jumped off a cliff and I lived. But then when I touched my foot I died of pneumonia.De End.
