09-01-2004, 02:09 AM
Subject: BUD LIGHT???
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Doctor Visit
<!-- WEBMAIL STATIONERY noneset -->I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, [i]Elaine[/i], took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat
until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:
[i]^[/i][i]a [/i][i]Tube of K-Y jelly[/i][i]; [/i][i]^^[/i][i] a [/i][i]rubber glove[/i][i]; [/i][i]^^^[/i][i]and a [/i][i]beer[/i][i].[/i]
When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the [i]BEER[/i][size=3] is for?"
At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. [/size]
He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......
Darn it ELAINE!!!!!!!!!!!
I said a BUTT LIGHT"
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Doctor Visit
<!-- WEBMAIL STATIONERY noneset -->I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, [i]Elaine[/i], took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat
until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:
[i]^[/i][i]a [/i][i]Tube of K-Y jelly[/i][i]; [/i][i]^^[/i][i] a [/i][i]rubber glove[/i][i]; [/i][i]^^^[/i][i]and a [/i][i]beer[/i][i].[/i]
When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the [i]BEER[/i][size=3] is for?"
At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. [/size]
He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......
Darn it ELAINE!!!!!!!!!!!
I said a BUTT LIGHT"
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
