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Bryan (A.K.A. BlackMage908) - Foog - 09-12-2005
IMPORTANT NOTE. BRYAN ROCKS.
So I've known him for about a year. We've talked online, we've talked on the phone, and we're pretty good friends by now. Last night, I called him around 7 something his time in the evening. We were talking for a while, and then this conversation took place.
Me: So how short was her skirt?
Bryan: Uhhh...Maybe three or fou-
Me: No, no. Just show me on your leg. Just point.
Bryan: ...Uhhh...Here.
Me: Ooh, nice.
Bryan seemed not to get it- I live three thousand miles away, as far as he knows...how would I be able to see that he pointed? Later-
Me: Hey Bryeh, I like that shirt. It's cool.
Bryan:...Uhhh...What?!
Me: Yeah! That shirt! It's cool. Anyways...
Conversation went on. Again. Bryan seemed not to really notice or care...
Me: Hey. Your girlfriend Nicole...she's really pretty!
Bryan: Uhhmm...How do you know?
Me: *dissolves into laughter* Dude! I live down your street! HAHAHAHA
I went on like that for about 15 minutes. I told him I was actually 26, I had a little BROTHER named Ben (never actually gave myself a name, now that i look back), and I was living at home married to Sarah. He totally 100% believed me...that I went to his high school, lived down his street, and saw his girlfriend every day. It was AWESOME. Then I told him I had to go, because Sarah was making dinner. So we went.
Note that all of this was spontaneous- not planned at all, all made up on the spot.
Later that night, I called him to tell him about my homecoming plans- what I was wearing, who I was going with. By the end of the call, I had him fooled that I had his IP, I had hacked a keylogger onto his computer, I emailed his pr0n to his parents, I deleted his DIIS account, and read his AIM logs.
Looking back, it is a pointless story to tell. GG BRYAN!
Bryan (A.K.A. BlackMage908) - The Orgasmatron - 09-13-2005
Hahahahahaha, nice job Foog. Pwned!
Bryan (A.K.A. BlackMage908) - EpiQ - 09-13-2005
LoL man, that was evil :devilish:
Bryan (A.K.A. BlackMage908) - Hurly91 - 09-13-2005
Haha pwnt!
Btw,
Foog Wrote:Bryan seemed not to get it- I live three thousand miles away, as far as he knows...how would I be able to see that he pointed? Later-
If you really do like at 3k miles from him, I guess your dad won a million on lottery or w/e ???
Because your phone bill must be high !!!! HAHA
Bryan (A.K.A. BlackMage908) - xDBD - 09-13-2005
Ever hear of a cell phone?
Bryan (A.K.A. BlackMage908) - Fykins - 09-13-2005
Hahahaha my god. That is what you call pwnzooooorzzzzzzzzzz!.
Bryan (A.K.A. BlackMage908) - Hurly91 - 09-13-2005
xDBD Wrote:Ever hear of a cell phone?
Then he can call me I guess........
On Canada.......:devilish:
Bryan (A.K.A. BlackMage908) - BlindMansTicket - 09-13-2005
That was pretty rude. But if he had it coming, go you!
Bryan (A.K.A. BlackMage908) - DaCougarMech - 09-13-2005
but now he's gonna freak out when you tell him the truth...
that you are a fat middle aged man who like star trek, d2, and cheetos
jk, jk
Bryan (A.K.A. BlackMage908) - Foog - 09-13-2005
im actually 15...
but cheetos ****ing own.
i just did it for fun...blackmage never deserved it lol
and yeah..cell phone- free long distance.
Bryan (A.K.A. BlackMage908) - xDBD - 09-13-2005
Wieben Sie Um Klo-klo
Bryan (A.K.A. BlackMage908) - Foog - 09-13-2005
That's german.
Roughly translates to
WOO LOO LOO!!!
Bryan (A.K.A. BlackMage908) - xDBD - 09-13-2005
how come i cant type in all caps and you can
WHY CANT I DO IT
ok wtf hacks...................................(period period period)
Bryan (A.K.A. BlackMage908) - Hurly91 - 09-13-2005
Hòla!
Bùenos Noches!
¿De donde eres? Yo soy de Canada.
Yo me llamo Hurly. ¿Comò se llama?
That's for Foog ...... the ' so-good translator ' ^ ^
I'm learning spanish at school
Bryan (A.K.A. BlackMage908) - Obfuscate - 09-13-2005
poor guy...now he'll probably not come back out of shame.
Bryan (A.K.A. BlackMage908) - In[F]ec[T]eD - 09-13-2005
Hurly91 Wrote:Hòla!
Bùenos Noches!
¿De donde eres? Yo soy de Canada.
Yo me llamo Hurly. ¿Comò se llama?
That's for Foog ...... the ' so-good translator ' ^ ^
I'm learning spanish at school
lol your spanish isn't that bad hurly, i'll help you on your spanish and you can do my french homework =D
Bryan (A.K.A. BlackMage908) - nujabes - 09-14-2005
off topic but WHOA HURLY IM LEARNING THE EXACT SAME STUFF!!! im taking spanish 1.
buenos tardes senor hurly. mucho gusto. ?como estas? hasta luego.
yo soy wigger. tu eres hurly. HAH
Bryan (A.K.A. BlackMage908) - DaCougarMech - 09-14-2005
nosotros nos gusta diablo 2. si tengas diablo 2, nosotros nos gustas tu. la madre de Hurly es una puerca. Wigger no es un hombre. el no tenga pene. yo soy el rey. todos yo digo son la ley. este esta aburrido. manana yo necesite a fui a la escuela. buenas noches a tu
Bryan (A.K.A. BlackMage908) - Foog - 09-14-2005
you morons ruined the thread.
Bryan (A.K.A. BlackMage908) - CheshireCat - 09-14-2005
Tahu Wrote:Hahahaha my god. That is what you call pwnzooooorzzzzzzzzzz!.
You have no room to laugh :devilish:
I had Tahu run all the way from his house to his job once, I'll let him tell the rest.