09-12-2005, 10:53 PM
IMPORTANT NOTE. BRYAN ROCKS.
So I've known him for about a year. We've talked online, we've talked on the phone, and we're pretty good friends by now. Last night, I called him around 7 something his time in the evening. We were talking for a while, and then this conversation took place.
Me: So how short was her skirt?
Bryan: Uhhh...Maybe three or fou-
Me: No, no. Just show me on your leg. Just point.
Bryan: ...Uhhh...Here.
Me: Ooh, nice.
Bryan seemed not to get it- I live three thousand miles away, as far as he knows...how would I be able to see that he pointed? Later-
Me: Hey Bryeh, I like that shirt. It's cool.
Bryan:...Uhhh...What?!
Me: Yeah! That shirt! It's cool. Anyways...
Conversation went on. Again. Bryan seemed not to really notice or care...
Me: Hey. Your girlfriend Nicole...she's really pretty!
Bryan: Uhhmm...How do you know?
Me: *dissolves into laughter* Dude! I live down your street! HAHAHAHA
I went on like that for about 15 minutes. I told him I was actually 26, I had a little BROTHER named Ben (never actually gave myself a name, now that i look back), and I was living at home married to Sarah. He totally 100% believed me...that I went to his high school, lived down his street, and saw his girlfriend every day. It was AWESOME. Then I told him I had to go, because Sarah was making dinner. So we went.
Note that all of this was spontaneous- not planned at all, all made up on the spot.
Later that night, I called him to tell him about my homecoming plans- what I was wearing, who I was going with. By the end of the call, I had him fooled that I had his IP, I had hacked a keylogger onto his computer, I emailed his pr0n to his parents, I deleted his DIIS account, and read his AIM logs.
Looking back, it is a pointless story to tell. GG BRYAN!
So I've known him for about a year. We've talked online, we've talked on the phone, and we're pretty good friends by now. Last night, I called him around 7 something his time in the evening. We were talking for a while, and then this conversation took place.
Me: So how short was her skirt?
Bryan: Uhhh...Maybe three or fou-
Me: No, no. Just show me on your leg. Just point.
Bryan: ...Uhhh...Here.
Me: Ooh, nice.
Bryan seemed not to get it- I live three thousand miles away, as far as he knows...how would I be able to see that he pointed? Later-
Me: Hey Bryeh, I like that shirt. It's cool.
Bryan:...Uhhh...What?!
Me: Yeah! That shirt! It's cool. Anyways...
Conversation went on. Again. Bryan seemed not to really notice or care...
Me: Hey. Your girlfriend Nicole...she's really pretty!
Bryan: Uhhmm...How do you know?
Me: *dissolves into laughter* Dude! I live down your street! HAHAHAHA
I went on like that for about 15 minutes. I told him I was actually 26, I had a little BROTHER named Ben (never actually gave myself a name, now that i look back), and I was living at home married to Sarah. He totally 100% believed me...that I went to his high school, lived down his street, and saw his girlfriend every day. It was AWESOME. Then I told him I had to go, because Sarah was making dinner. So we went.
Note that all of this was spontaneous- not planned at all, all made up on the spot.
Later that night, I called him to tell him about my homecoming plans- what I was wearing, who I was going with. By the end of the call, I had him fooled that I had his IP, I had hacked a keylogger onto his computer, I emailed his pr0n to his parents, I deleted his DIIS account, and read his AIM logs.
Looking back, it is a pointless story to tell. GG BRYAN!
