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Gotta love women! - Pamela - 08-17-2009
'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.....
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any
crap, you will receive a ton of shit.'
Gotta love women! - DiabloIIIkore - 09-27-2009
lol, very original. I like it.
Gotta love women! - Skye - 09-27-2009
Thats how we roll.
Gotta love women! - wazzacky - 09-30-2009
i hate to say it, but half almost seems true. especially the latter part. Oh god. I cook my own food, most chicks my age don't cook very well.
Gotta love women! - Skye - 09-30-2009
If I cook something I know, I'm effing brilliant at it.
Don't even get me to try cooking something new. You prolly won't have a kitchen left after it.
Gotta love women! - Blue - 10-01-2009
Skye Wrote:If I cook something I know, I'm effing brilliant at it.
Don't even get me to try cooking something new. You prolly won't have a kitchen left after it.
ROFL.
And so is the joke.
Gotta love women! - Pamela - 10-01-2009
LOL Skye I am the kind of cook that just takes what ever is on hand and makes it up as I go.
When the kids like it and ask me what it is? I just say if you liked it, YOU name it!
Now it's a family tradition to name Mom's experiments.
Gotta love women! - wazzacky - 10-02-2009
thats what i do improv cook. Today had to make dinner cuz my mom was feeling tired. Lets see what i saw in the fridge first...left over rice!. I was like, "oo!! how bout some fried rice?". Than i julianned some green beans. sliced mushroom, some chili. minced garlic and ginger. Add a little hoisin and soy and bam. It was tasty. oh don't forget the three scrambled eggs in there. It needed some peas but it was dam good.
Gotta love women! - jedimaster86 - 10-02-2009
I was on season 3 of Top Chef.
Just saying.
Gotta love women! - Pamela - 10-06-2009
jedimaster86 Wrote:I was on season 3 of Top Chef.
Just saying.
Yah...right...I want a video clip dude!
Gotta love women! - Blue - 10-06-2009
Pamela Wrote:Yah...right...I want a video clip dude!
I watched him, he cut the food with a light saber.
Gotta love women! - Skye - 10-06-2009
ROFL.
Precision cutting, I hope.
Gotta love women! - Blue - 10-08-2009
Skye Wrote:ROFL.
Precision cutting, I hope.
He chopped his whole sausage into tiny precise little pieces.