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Gotta love women!
#1
'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.....

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.



So - if you give her any
crap, you will receive a ton of shit.'
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#2
lol, very original. I like it.
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#3
Smile

Thats how we roll.
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#4
i hate to say it, but half almost seems true. especially the latter part. Oh god. I cook my own food, most chicks my age don't cook very well.
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#5
If I cook something I know, I'm effing brilliant at it.

Don't even get me to try cooking something new. You prolly won't have a kitchen left after it.
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#6
Skye Wrote:If I cook something I know, I'm effing brilliant at it.

Don't even get me to try cooking something new. You prolly won't have a kitchen left after it.


ROFL.

And so is the joke.
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#7
LOL Skye I am the kind of cook that just takes what ever is on hand and makes it up as I go.
When the kids like it and ask me what it is? I just say if you liked it, YOU name it!
Now it's a family tradition to name Mom's experiments.
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#8
thats what i do improv cook. Today had to make dinner cuz my mom was feeling tired. Lets see what i saw in the fridge first...left over rice!. I was like, "oo!! how bout some fried rice?". Than i julianned some green beans. sliced mushroom, some chili. minced garlic and ginger. Add a little hoisin and soy and bam. It was tasty. oh don't forget the three scrambled eggs in there. It needed some peas but it was dam good.
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#9
I was on season 3 of Top Chef.

Just saying.
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jedimaster86 Wrote:I was on season 3 of Top Chef.

Just saying.


Yah...right...I want a video clip dude!
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Pamela Wrote:Yah...right...I want a video clip dude!


I watched him, he cut the food with a light saber.
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#12
ROFL.

Precision cutting, I hope.
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#13
Skye Wrote:ROFL.

Precision cutting, I hope.

He chopped his whole sausage into tiny precise little pieces.
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