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One liners check em out
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06-24-2004, 01:18 AM
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it! If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. Attempt to get a new car for your spouse- it'll be a great trade! I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize. Everybody repeat after me..."We are all individuals." Death to all fanatics! Chastity is curable, if detected early.
06-24-2004, 02:55 AM
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect it back. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon. If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight? I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity 
06-27-2004, 06:17 AM
i like the car horn one
might not be very useful but it sure is funny
08-27-2004, 05:50 PM
tweak Wrote: Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines lol that ones the best 
08-28-2004, 03:43 PM
lol....
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08-29-2004, 01:29 PM
the weasel one was def the best
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09-11-2004, 07:55 PM
beat the 5 o-clock rush, lol wish i could leave work at noon, then again i dont work
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