Words Women Use

[Pamela]

This is funny. Men should carry this in


their wallets.








FINE





This is the word women use to end an argument when


they are right and you


need to shut up.


FIVE MINUTES


If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.


Five minutes is only five


minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes


to watch the game before


helping around the house.





NOTHING


This is the calm before the storm. This means


"something," and you should


>be on your toes. Arguments that begin with


'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"





GO AHEAD


This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.


LOUD SIGH


This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal


statement often


misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she


thinks you are an idiot and


wonders why she is wasting her time standing here


and arguing with you over


"Nothing"





THAT'S OKAY


This is one of the most dangerous statements that a


woman can make to a


man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think


long and hard before


deciding how and when you will pay for your


mistake.





THANKS


A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or


faint. Just say you're


welcome.



I am a woman...trust me on these!

[Zerotull]

your totally right Girl, trust us guys there are totally right

[XxDark_MindxX]

wait i didnt see this one in there i hope you dont mind me adding it

If a girl says okay you can go out tonight - she really means please stay home with me. Correct me if im wrong but thats what ive gatherd also when she says you can pick were you want too eat and what movie too see shes really wanting you too ask her again and say no no you pick. hope that ones right too. Well hope you all correct me if im wrong but im pretty sure thats right...

[SpoonMan999]

When she tells you to pick what movie and what to eat the best response is naming a movie she really wants to see and one of her favorite resteraunts.

[TroGdoR]

How about "I'm bored. What do you want to do?" I hear that all the damn time from women.

[XxDark_MindxX]

yeah spoon thanks that will help, and as for trogodor i agree what should be done when they say that, ive always said i dunno what do you wanna do, kind of childish i know but there isnt any other response that i can think of for that.

[Pamela]

When she says *I am bored...what do you want to do?*...That usually means thisAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! And she either wants you to take her out...or cuddle with her!...And your additions were both cute...and accurate!

[Zerotull]

mmm since when does Spoon as a mind about Womans :S weird

[Fuggle]

lolmy g/d is always like i dont care when it really means a hella lot to her lol

[Silver Ice]

spoon seems to know a bit about women. i really dont know much, i just let them come to me

[XxDark_MindxX]

a little but in this day and age a little of somthing is still nothing. If you dont understand im sorry i cant explain it well enough.

[SpoonMan999]

And I suppose you're an expert?

[Mr. Fabulous]

"Heh" when she say's nothing I try and find out real fast what that nothing is otherwise I'm the s**t.
And when she says she's bored that usually means she wants you to do something with her then if you act normal (like a man) she sighs as loud as possible lol.

[lightmage]

From my exsperience with women...and trust me i have a lot!...ive noticed there like a big riddle...everything they say means somthing else!...if a girl tells you to pick the date its a test!...she wants to know how well u know her!...another test is..."okay u can go out tonight"...she wants to see if shes more important than your friends. Thats a big thing for women...they like to know there #1!...and if u ever get into an argument...(if u value your relationship)...you will lose! The words u never want to hear after a dissagreement..."Fine!"...if they say that word it means u lost and u wont give up!...I know I will be betraying a lot of guys by saying this but...Women are the dominent sex!...even from the begining...adam and eve...eve was able to get adam to do somthing he would never do!...yet it wasnt eves fault they were cast out from the garden...there smart!(women that is)...as much as i hate to admit it...its true! They can pretty much get anything out of a man...if they play their cards right!...hell if there good enough they can even play a gay man!

[XxDark_MindxX]

honestly ive noticed that we all post in here about how much we know about women yet, we get on here if we hang out with women why do we sign on here? i mean i do the same thing it just doesnt make sence shoot i hang out with girls all the time but i still sign on, why also my friend thats a girl asks me why i like the computer so much how do you answer a question like that i dont have a reason why i like it besides the fact it helps me escape the grasp of reality. But if i told people that they would well whats the big word that means reject or mabye it is reject ^_^ anyways spoon your not a know it all so dont act like it. Everyone is wrong some time.

(edit) and too say somthing like that what you said up there about me knowing somthing or whatever who cares i was just making a statement that even if you know 1 thing about women you still know nothing 1 thing isnt gonna save your life. thats all i was stating

[SpoonMan999]

Uh I never said I know everything about women or about anything. You really need to not twist my words. If I knew everything what fun would life be? Well it's not really that much fun as is but it would probably suck even more.

[XxDark_MindxX]

you twist everyone elses words i think its only fair that i may twist yours too fit my needs. Like you do too me, so shut up. also i dont like you, smart but aragont. You need too get a life befor the computer eats you alive.

[CheshireCat]

Guys, this isn't the place to argue. Use PMs. Thanks.

[Lycshiftz]

U forgot one

Ill be back in 10 minutes

This means hours usually 10.


lol I dono i felt like saying it because every girl ive gone out with says back in 10 minutes and takes like an hour.

[BlindMansTicket]

That's because they are shooting up in the restroom.