Pamela's Joke Of The Day!!

[Websk8ter]

Heh thats funny

[Pamela]

Thank you !! I am glad you enjoyed it^^((Happy New Years all!!))

[Stifle_this]

i was just making a point pam, its no wonder you got angry at me, u live in texas, im sorry, i wasnt trying to be predjudice(cant spell) or anything. I just thought it was interesting, also my dad is a hard core bush fan, so dont harp on me

[papii05]

haha always cheerin us up pam good job

[Knight Blade]

My dad is a hard core bush fan, so dont harp on me

Look at me, I don't exist!!

K, not 2 beat a dead horse but, if you don't want her to harp on you, don't give her a reason 2.
Anyway, pam is the best, keep up the jokes, and happy holidays(sue me, im a procrastinator(can't spell either))

[Pamela]

Its all good guys....I just want this thread to stay about fun ^^ My Mom just sent me this ...LOL

[size=3]A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother".




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[size=3]Santa wrote back, "send me your mother".

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[D4rkSl4y3r]

lol way to go santa clause ...he is a regular playa...lol gj pam keep them coming

[Knight Blade]

Awesome, as always.

[X Y Z]

lol. Remind me of that song.. "I saw mommy kissing santa clause"

[D4rkSl4y3r]

LOL...it does doesnt it....heres something that happened to me when i was 10......OK..my dad used to dress up as santa clause and he would put presents under the tree and then he would come into my room and put 1 present at the end of my bed well....one time he came into my room and i woke up and got freaked out that there was a dude in my room that i didnt know so i grabed my baseball bat and jumped out of bed and started swinging at him untill he took it from me and spanked me then he told me that it was HIM my dad......i just thought that was kinda funny i still laugh at it...LOL

[Knight Blade]

reminds me of when my sister found out the truth bihind the tooth fairy. my dad was getting her tooth while she was asleep. she woke up and his excuse was that he was getting her laundry. at 10:00 p.m. and, yes, the tooth fairy isn't real no matter what you believe.

[scardforlife]

That one Funny a** joke

[Pamela]

Thanx yall ~.0 Here is one about guys^^


Men and their lack of getting directions
Sometimes Men should ask for directions!!
A young preacher was asked by a
funeral director to hold a graveside
service for a man who died with no
family or friends.
The funeral was held way back in
the country and the young preacher
got lost on the way.
When he arrived an hour late, he saw
a backhoe and crew, but the hearse
was nowhere in sight.
The workmen were eating lunch.
The diligent pastor went to the open
grave to find the vault lid in place,
but still he poured out his heart
and preached an impassioned
and lengthy service.
Returning to his car, the young
preacher felt that he had done his
duty and he would leave with a
renewed sense of purpose and
dedication, in spite of his tardiness.
As he got into his car, he overheard
one of the workers talking to another
worker:
" I ain't never
seen anything like that before and
I've been putting in septic
tanks for 20 years. Sort of gives new
meaning to the term "Holy Shit."
Back to the first comment: Ask for
directions, Man.

[erizoe]

when i can drive i am never going to ask directions...the indian people...im better off getting lost on my own. funny one pam. your mom send it?

[Knight Blade]

LOL!!! thats funny.

[Tichondrius_87]

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T TRUST A BUS DRIVER.

<TABLE id=Table2 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=328 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=body vAlign=top colSpan=3></TD></TR><TR><TD class=body vAlign=top colSpan=3>One Friday night in San Fransisco, a man hops a bus to go home. To his surprise, he sees a very good-looking nun in the back of the bus. He goes to the back of the bus and sits right in front of her. After about 5 minutes pass before he turns around and starts flirting with her. After about 10 minutes, he suggests that they get a drink and then maybe go to his place. The nun is scandalized and orders the man to leave her alone.
The man's stop finally came and he got up furiously and started walking away. On his way out, the bus driver asks him in a high-pitched voice what his problem is. He tells the bus driver about the nun and how she won't go out with him. The bus driver tells him that he could dress up as Jesus and tell her that, for the sake of her religion, she has to have sex with him. The bus driver says he can even tell her where she lives and that she usually prays late into the night.The man thanks the bus driver, but got off the bus wondering why a gay bus driver would care so much about his problems.
Later that night, the man goes to her house dressed up as Jesus. He walks in and sees her praying on a tiny little pew. She sees him and looks shocked. The man, as Jesus, tells her if she wants to go to heaven, she must have sex with him first. The nun says okay, but she'll only do it up the rear because of her religous beliefs. The guy does so.
After he's done, the guy pulls of his Jesus mask and says “HA! I am the guy from the bus!” The nun then pulls off her mask and says, “HA! I am the bus driver.” </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[Stifle_this]

thats reallyn disturbing, but funny too

[Tichondrius_87]

yeah. that's why you don't trust/talk to/look in the eye bus drivers. speaking of bus jokes, here's another three! it's a 3-fer!


A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''


The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!'' The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

the second one:

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step. So slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.


Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover she still could not make the step. So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.

So with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.

About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him ''How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!! '' At this the Texan drawled, ''Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.''

and the last:

One day, there was a man sitting on a bus. Since he didn't know where he was or didn't have anyone to talk to, he had a Walkman and a set of headphones and was listening to music on the bus. After a few stops, he looked up and noticed a woman get on the bus and look at the driver. When the driver turned to her, she took her right hand and put her thumb on her forehead and waved her fingers to the driver.


The driver then took both of his hands and put the thumb of his right hand on his forehead and the thumb of his left hand was on his right hand and he waved all of his fingers to the woman.

The woman then took her right arm, extended it, and ran her left hand up her arm. The driver, in response, extended his right arm and ran his left hand down his arm.

The lady then proceeded to grab her right breast.

The driver reached down and grabbed his crotch.

The lady turned away from the driver, grabbed her butt and got off the bus. The man was amazed at this. When he got to his stop, he asked the driver about the lady.

"What did that lady and you say to each other a couple of stops back?" he asked.

The driver replied, "Oh, it's very simple. All you have to do is pay attention. She asked if the bus fare was five cents. I told her that the fare was 10 cents. She asked if I was going uptown. I told her that I was going downtown. She then asked me if I was going by the dairy. I said that I was going by the ballpark. She replied, "Oh, shit!!!! I'm on the wrong bus!!!"

[Knight Blade]

Nice. Pam, come back.

[Stifle_this]

oh man the bus driver ones were GREAT