Ruin A Wish

[TyKe]

to bad it is d2 sucks balls like that.

i wish i had bill gates house!

[CheshireCat]

You get his house, but since you're way too young to get a good enough job to pay the taxes on it, the bank siezes it, and you're left on the street.

I wish we had a better president here in the US.

[Obfuscate]

you get a better US President but he/she immedeatly deports you to Canada where you are mistaken for a know serial litterer and sentence to death by carnivorous earwig.

[nujabes]

since u had no wish to ruin ill just say mine

i wish i had a pet donkey

[[Ghost]]

You get to know the donkey a little too well and end up marrying her and having 13 donkey/human children

I wish I had a person who paid for my own house, brought grocerys for me, and did my laundry.

[ThyPoetSkit]

I wish I had some sort of wishing power...

[SpreadNeedleXP]

You get to know the donkey a little too well and end up marrying her and having 13 donkey/human children

I wish I had a person who paid for my own house, brought grocerys for me, and did my laundry.

You find out that you already have one, called your MOM. You leave the house and die because nobody makes food for you.

I wish you a merry christmas.

[ThyPoetSkit]

You find out that you already have one, called your MOM. You leave the house and die because nobody makes food for you.

I wish you a merry christmas.

You have a merry christmas just up until Santa walks in with a big bag of coal for ruining d3a6h_dr4g0n's wish. =D

I wish I could remember to wish for things...

[Gatordrums]

you remember but nobody cares.

I wish i had a stick of gum.

[jedimaster86]

you step in a stick of already chewed gum on the ground...

i wish i could get [all of my take-home tests/essays done, do my regular homework, do my projects, and study for finals]<----all of that stuff tonight for tomorrow.

[PantallicA]

You continue wasting time on D2S. When you get to school tomorrow, you are expelled for being lazy.

I wish Bronchitis didn't suck so bad.

[nujabes]

bronchitis still sucks bad and no one will tell u how to cure it

i wish u guys have good health and prosper

[pyrocrow]

they get good health and prosper but had previously decided to invest in Enron

i wish countries would STOP thinking of america as a rich good for nothing country and focus on making their lives better instead of complaining about others who fought hard to be good

[Obfuscate]

other countries stop thinking bad about america....50yrs after the entire population is either dead or being subjagated by religous fanatics.

i wish for wishes to wish for a wish .

[[Ghost]]

You die before you get any thing

I wish I was a god

[Gatordrums]

You become god of tutu's and ballet.

I Wish I was in my bed sleeping right now.

[nujabes]

u get cursed by a witch and ull never be able to sleep again

i wish i was a mouse

[Gatordrums]

You get caught in a mouse trap and die.

I wish I could go to the movies for free whenever I wanted

[nujabes]

all the theater owners hate you

i wish i had a pet hamster

[Stifle_this]

it bites you so it has to be shot like old yeller.

I wish i could get excited about d2 again