Ruin A Wish

[nujabes]

ur cell phone screen is uncracked, but later u do the same thing to crack it and its cracked again.

i wish it was friday afternoon

[DaCougarMech]

it is friday afternoon but i lost my d2 cd so u cant borrow it
i wish the person who ruins my wish gets his head stuck up his @$$

[nujabes]

i keep my head out of my ***

i wish the sunday stew was back rite now

(btw i dont need to borrow ur cd cuz i use d2loader now stupidmartass2 )

[TyKe]

it comes on then somehow all the tv's in the world blow up and ppl go retarded so they cant make more.

i wish i had an automatic rifle

[Clover Gz]

you get one, but then shoot yourself in the foot, get pissed, and throw it in the river.


i wish i had my xbox live working

[Some-Thing]

Ur Xbox live was working But u just keep getting Spam now and all ur games Were stolen by me

I wish i was Sponge Bob

[CheshireCat]

"There's Some-Thing on the wing!"

You turn into spongebob but someone steals you from a Burger King rooftop and holds you for the ransom of cheeseburgers and fries........

I wish I had $5000.00

[Crown]

You now have $5,000 in a briefcase filled of $100 bills. However, as you are walking a strange midget runs up to you, spits in your eye, and takes the briefcase leaving you blinded.

I wish I was that happy little midget.

[Some-Thing]

U Turn into that Lil Midget and Cheshair Cat Hunts u down and steals it Back

[DivineSouls]

umm u died....

i wish my teacher head fell off

[Crown]

Your teachers head falls off, but sadly, you were bent over trying to pick up your pencil and broke the bloody head's fall.

I wish I had a car.

[CheshireCat]

You get a car, but its a hotwheel so you can't drive it.

I wish i had an anni and 20 ist runes.

[Some-Thing]

u get ur Anni and 20 ist runes But then my pally kills u and ur corpse turns into a zod rune and i take it

i wish i Had a Nuke

(what does points do?)

[nujabes]

u get a nuke but it accidently blows up on u

i wish i had a carls jr 6 dollar burger

[Dynafrom]

you recieve the burger but I ate it before you did

I wish there was diablo 3

[[/sarcasm]]

Diablo 3 comes out, but it's Pay-2-Play and worse than WoW.

I wish I had two thousand more points

[nujabes]

u get 2000 more points but someone hacks and steals it

i wish i had new, better shoes

[ken2520]

god sends u the shoes but i jumped in the shoes while it was coming down and stomped on u

i wish i got my new video card >.<

[DaCougarMech]

ur video card shows up but it is a $hitty video card from china and it came preloaded with donkey porn...from afghanistan

i wish i had 1000 cans of pepsi

[[/sarcasm]]

The Pepsi you get is all flat... Dum dum dummm...

I wish I could go and play basketball now..