04-11-2005, 11:02 AM
hello children! here's a story that i read a few days ago. it is not verbatim and i have had to paraphrase it but enjoy it!
One day a man walks into a bar. He walks over, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender gives him his drink. The man takes a gulp and sighs. Seeing the man so depressed, the bartender asks him why he is so sad. The man then proceeds to tell the bartender his life story. The man was born as a girl named Jane with no parents or other relatives. She had simply appeared one night in front of an orphanage with a name tag. She had grown up in the orphanage and had a miserable time. She ran away at the age of eighteen because the orphanage would not allow boys or men. After running away, she met a mysterious man who she had sex with but he disappeared right after. Nine months later, she gave birth to a baby girl but tragedy struck again. Days after the birth, the baby girl was kidnapped and was never seen again. Also, while performing a cesarean birth on her, the doctor had discovered male organs and had changed her sex without her knowledge. She became a he. He had been wandering the streets since, drowning in his own misery until he happened upon this bar. After hearing this, the bartender draws the man close and whispers in his ear that he has a time machine in the back of the bar that he can let the man use to figure out his past. Anxiously, the man then follows the bartender to the back of the bar and into the time machine. The bartender sets the time for the night the man was impregnated. After a blinding flash of light, they step out and the bartender leads the man to a motel. After waiting for a long time, the man sees an attractive girl and they rent a motel room. The bartender then goes to his time machine and travels nine months ahead. He goes to a local hospital and into the newborn room. After searching for a few minutes, he finds the baby girl he was looking for and walks out. Going to his time machine, he travels eighteen years and nine months back and leaves the baby girl in a basket in front of an orphanage with a name tag that said "Jane". He then goes ahead eighteen years and finds the man running back saying that he just had sex with the girl. They then go ahead to four years before the man had first walked into the bar and they enroll the man into bartending college. The bartender then goes forward four years. He comes back to his bar and sits down. Sighing, he feels the familiar cesarean scar on his stomach.
One day a man walks into a bar. He walks over, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender gives him his drink. The man takes a gulp and sighs. Seeing the man so depressed, the bartender asks him why he is so sad. The man then proceeds to tell the bartender his life story. The man was born as a girl named Jane with no parents or other relatives. She had simply appeared one night in front of an orphanage with a name tag. She had grown up in the orphanage and had a miserable time. She ran away at the age of eighteen because the orphanage would not allow boys or men. After running away, she met a mysterious man who she had sex with but he disappeared right after. Nine months later, she gave birth to a baby girl but tragedy struck again. Days after the birth, the baby girl was kidnapped and was never seen again. Also, while performing a cesarean birth on her, the doctor had discovered male organs and had changed her sex without her knowledge. She became a he. He had been wandering the streets since, drowning in his own misery until he happened upon this bar. After hearing this, the bartender draws the man close and whispers in his ear that he has a time machine in the back of the bar that he can let the man use to figure out his past. Anxiously, the man then follows the bartender to the back of the bar and into the time machine. The bartender sets the time for the night the man was impregnated. After a blinding flash of light, they step out and the bartender leads the man to a motel. After waiting for a long time, the man sees an attractive girl and they rent a motel room. The bartender then goes to his time machine and travels nine months ahead. He goes to a local hospital and into the newborn room. After searching for a few minutes, he finds the baby girl he was looking for and walks out. Going to his time machine, he travels eighteen years and nine months back and leaves the baby girl in a basket in front of an orphanage with a name tag that said "Jane". He then goes ahead eighteen years and finds the man running back saying that he just had sex with the girl. They then go ahead to four years before the man had first walked into the bar and they enroll the man into bartending college. The bartender then goes forward four years. He comes back to his bar and sits down. Sighing, he feels the familiar cesarean scar on his stomach.
