Ruin A Wish

[Bloodangel26]

why would my mom school me everyday if i was sleeping for 24 hrs? oh forget it..

you get the money to buy it but theyre sold out so you buy some other rootbeer but it makes you sick and puke all over the place

i wish U GIEV SOJ!!!!!!!!!!!11111

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

just how someone had the sig..

wait till i get owned by the blood overlord that drops the soj, which then you decide to wear it, and then you are consumed by too much evil and you... explode saving everyone else's damn time to walk to "el pakastanian island" where villagers and elf's had to throw the ring into the pits of hell after killing you...

I wish I knew if bloodangel26 was getting scolded by his momma so I could tape that and embarrass him by spamming everyone's e-mail............. lol...

[CoOliEo]

bloodangel26 is getting scolded by is dad and when u tape it the camera blows up because it short circurted

I wish i was u83r 1337 OMFH I Haxxorz U i Stale uR AcC

[BlizzCracker]

while u hacking acc blizz detected ur haxxor and u get banned for the rest of your life


i wish i have a ferrari that can drive me crazy

[Bloodangel26]

you get your ferrari and it drives too fast for you to control and you crash into a wall and explode....

i wish no one would ever use the word pwn or any version of that word ever again

[HC Mephisto]

PWN PWNED PWNAGE PWNT


I wish blizzard would make diablo 3 already

[OOTF]

Diablo 3 is released... but it has all of the graphics and the same programming as Mario for the orig. Nintendo... good luck!!!


I wish that kill every terrorist asshole got blew up and slow roasted with a nuke..

[Bloodangel26]

all the terrorists get nuked and the nuclear blasts cause a nuclear winter killing 99% of the earth's population, you included

i wish my face wasnt bleeding

[DaCougarMech]

your face stops bleeding but then your vag!na starts bleeding once a month. congrats

i wish i knew what to do for senior project

[OOTF]

Your Forced to do and Independent Study Project with a large black man amply named Bubba.. and he teaches you a couple tings that you wish you didnt know...

I wish that i could stay at home all day.. but still get my $400 a week..

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

you stay home all day and get your $400 a week, only finding that you cannot cash it as it is someone else's check.. then your forced to get a job at mc donalds for the rest of your life becuase you are in dept.....

I wish i wasnt so angry all the time..

[fleaflickerx]

OOYF=you get the money and your hpppy for a while then you get bored and then commit sucuide becuase of boredm

DARK=you become do clam that you are brought up on drug charges and spend the rest of your life in rehad

i was i wasent bored

[DaCougarMech]

a tall black man walks by...

i wish i was in dixie

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

ROFLMFAO dacougarmech your hilarious...

you're in dixie.. and a mexican walks by and says ..."something nice" in spanish... while staring at you with his homies.. and then slowly walking towards their ... "jeep" to run you over, you die instantly but before you die you are happy for the first time in your life about getting killed......THEN in the after life you are sent to hell and knit clothes for all eternity..... while satan laughs uncontrollably at you and everyone else...

roflmfao..

I WISH FLEA KNEW HOW TO SPELL AND FOR ME TO BE AS FUNNY AS DACOUGARMECH. -_-"

[nujabes]

no one likes you so your wish doesnt come true

i wish I saw a tall black man!

[In[F]ec[T]eD]

once you see the tall black man you end up insulting him and are publicly castrated

i wish i was as cool as dark_immortal

roflmfao.

[ZxSlippy191]

You become the Coolest guy in the World, The end, Then some smelly Arab dude kills you, T3h gg's.

I wish Bevis and Butthead were Real.

[Bloodangel26]

your face stops bleeding but then your vag!na starts bleeding once a month. congrats

sorry to ruin your fantasies but i dont have one

bevis and butthead are real and you hang out with them and never get laid for the rest of your life

i wish i was getting laid right now

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

you get laid by your only friends which is the host's of "gay eye for the straight guy" or w/e
and before they [email=&@$]&@$[/email]& ? %$!%$!~!!! you get stabbed in tha A^$ by the blond guy.

I wish infected was ^@!^! probed by aliens then set on fire but keeping him alive in a chamber for all eternity.

[In[F]ec[T]eD]

they somehow grab you instead and stick you naked in a chamber full of gay naked 50 year old sweaty men

i wish dark immortal acted like more of a man =)