If the world ended today...

[Fykins]

I'd get high and run around naked. I probably wouldn't notice if the world ended. I'd die happy .

I already did that a few times when the world wasent gunna end.

[Venom]

hmm well i'd kill bush ,nuke russia and head on to area 51 find me an alien spacecraft and fly away to a habitable planet

[BlindMansTicket]

Maybe it should have specified that only logical answers are wanted.

I already did that a few times when the world wasent gunna end.

Oh alright, How's this? I'll get high, get naked, set myself a blaze, THEN run around in a mall. Only pussies die from a comet .

[Dynafrom]

Only pussies run around naked at home, pros run around naked at schoo.

[BlindMansTicket]

And I did. When college rolls around, that place will also see the better side of me.

I am the king of off-topic tomfoolery!

[Koolaid_dude]

id do like everyone else, but instead of going to then moon, I'm either gunna tunnel through the earth to see which way I fall once I get to the center, or I would go to Australia. Australia just seems to never get hit with ne thing, i bet the comet would miss it and it would be the only thing left, me, the Kolas, and the kangaroos.

[Foog]

koala*

and you fall that way.

[In[F]ec[T]eD]

I would shoot Justin

[DaCougarMech]

my idea of a good last day would be to take a final crap
then i would go out and slap the sh!t outta george w bush for being such a ****head
after an hour, i would go find pamela anderson, carmen elektra, giselle bundchen, some other hot chicks whose names escape me right now, and steven hawking then we would board my special "holy crap! the meteor is coming and i have a day before the world ends!" shuttle and fly away to start a new colony of superfly people on mars which i shall name "detroit"

me: what a hot alien babe!
steven hawking: wait till you see her wormhole

[TroGdoR]

But can't you guyz @#*#*(@ see that neither Mars nor the Moon have enough oxygen for our ORGANIC bodies! I'd go around on my last day and murder everyone who thought otherwise...

[Fuggle]

I would hear the radio message, be like Wtf what a crackwhore, and continue on with my normal life.

[xDBD]

Am I supposed to respond to this in a serious manner?


With life ending, sex would be the LAST thing on my mind. Assuming the world would end today....



Myself, personally, all I have that would be my own is my song. What would I do? I would smoke a few joints (hey, everyone else bones chicks and gets 'high') and sing my soul. Afterwards, i'd probably have a few beers and spend time with the people who mean the most to me. With aruond an hour to go, I would drop a "heroic" amount of LSD, psilocybe mushrooms, and smoke some more ganja. Why would I do this, may you ask? Why would I even say I would on this website(because everyone else, including two mods, did)?

Within all of our bodies and minds (and, in my opinion, our souls) exists a chemical known to the semi-informed (and now non-informed) DMT. DMT is the most abundant, and one of the most potent, tryptamines known to man. Tryptamines are naturally occuring chemicals (and some are synthetic, but a great majority are natural) which induce psychoactive, or psychedelic in nature, effects in those who ingest. In extreme times of stress, or near death experieces, this chemical "DMT" is released in MASSIVE quantities. Hey, wait, something else..

when you DIE, it's released in MASSIVE quantities. Yeah, after you die, your brain remains active. When you die, guess what? You're tripping on DMT. When YOU die, YOU get amped up on DMT. Hey, you literally TRIP your way into the afterlife. That's how I and many others see it.


If I know i'm gonna physically meet god (aka die, for those who aren't familiar with lingo of us heads) i'm going to get a running start. There's no better way in my opinion to meet your maker than to meet him halfway there.


to keep it real, I would love to sex up 50000 bitxhes before I died.

[DaCougarMech]

there's nothing like watching someone yell "dude im so wasted!" seconds before they die

but xdbd, wouldnt you have to die of natural causes or some other slower way for the DMT to work? i dont think the meteor is going to wait for you to get a full buzz before incinerating mankind

[xDBD]

When you die, physiologically your brain remains active for quite some time. DMT is believed to be dispelled in this 'working' brain, and some believe this produces visions of the unknown. If a meteor were to totally annihilate every aspect of your body and brain, then no, DMT may not have a chance to run rampant through our minds.

However, with my plan I will have enough tryptamines in my blood, spirit, mind, and body to skyrocket me into the afterlife while living quite well enough. My theory on body chemistry in relationship to religion and the afterlife is not a very popular one, especially versus conservative, Christian type people, and even the majority of society in general. I don't expect anyone to believe, acknowledge, or accept my beliefs.


Alas, saying something like..

>there's nothing like watching someone yell "dude im so wasted!" seconds before they die

That's quite redundant and useless. I don't do psychedelics, or any drugs really to get mindlessly fxcked up or "wasted" as you bluntly put it(subtract Alcohol and Cannabis, and the occasional opiate/iod). Myself and many others use psychedelics to explore the "mind-eye" and our inner and outer conscience and get new persepectives on perception and life, not to mention other things. The last thing you're going to do on a heroic dose of any psychedelic, especially the ones i've mentioned, is bragging about how stoned you are. Chances are, you won't even know you're alive or even high at all.


The ONLY reason I elaborated on this was because two mods have bragged doing drugs on their death bed (or one, rather, the other admits to getting nude while intoxicated) and the other mod talks about having sex with people in space rather than mindlessly reproducing on a rotting earth. I really find nothing about this post overly offensive or anything, anyhow. Most people above the age of 12 have some exposure to drugs and whatnot, a little essay here and there won't hurt anyone.


Again, I expect nobody to repeat, try, condone, think, or anything of that nature any of my beliefs or opinions I have expressed in this post.

[DaCougarMech]

eh. no offense to your idea but i think it's just as believable as anything conservative, christians say
no. on second thought, your idea is more believable

[xDBD]

My idea is supported by sciences from many aspects of it. That is where Christianity and any other religion really lacks. Do a little resaerch on the nature of DMT and other tryptamines and you'll understand what I mean by a "heroic dose"


They can easily give you visions of the unknown.

[slimp]

Xdbf u think about this shit a bit too much eh? JP man, ur hella smart tho.. lol i need to try n get smart, i act smart but im actually really dumb and everyone thinks im smart, its funny. Lol well anyways seing as to how imma fattas Virgin i would prolly Go out N rape a girl, Which is an extremety OF like... the worst thing in the world, because i know how much that can hurt a girl, But shes dead anyways right? Nevermind my hearts to big i couldnt Do that to someone, ummm id prolly just spend a while with my new neice and id make sure not to wack it and ummmmm... I wouldnt really do anything speciiall lol , id actually prolly Binge a bunch of food and then go on Fair rides and get hella sick, Fun shit, and id see my friend Aly one last time cause im like in love with her and aint seen her in 3 months, thats all.

[chasingSoL]

i would try as hard as i could to get aids....or hit with a hurricane and/or tsunami (or if im lucky all three!!).

[hellsing293]

well...xdbd i can't say i believe ur science/religion theory but whatever. Before i even contin ued read my first thought was actually do some hot girls. But i mean religion was just an early excuse to not fear death but it got out of hand and christiantity became widespread because a lot of ppl feared death too. And this turned into the massive pointless following of a god that doesn't exist. I'm an athiest(probably spelled wrong) personaly. I wouldn'y want to step outside or turn on tv cause i know theres going to be some religous bullshit about god judging humans with this apocolyspe and its the hand of god ect. Personlly since the world would end soon i say party till the world ends and i would laugh at the religous fanatics who wasted their life worshipping a god that they'll never see.

[xDBD]

How can you not even know how to spell your own faith? You've chosen a path to follow in life and you really can't even spell it, and probably don't TRUELY know what it means to be an Athiest?

I said i'm not asking ANYONE to believe anything I say, or even read it. I elaborated on it because the thread asked what you would do with your last four hours, and to justify what I would do I elaborated on the spiritual aspect of using psychedelic drugs.