Awesome Joke!!! ull Laugh Ur *** Off!!

[OOTF]

ok the joke goes like this


I had AIDS...
until my crabs ate 'em.

[ajs]

hahahaha... funny......(sarcasim..)

[Nubli]

no really =P

[Eternal_Light]

I dont get it :p hahah

[dragonXX]

i dont either

a stunt man came to my school on friday he humped bout 3 ppl

[Gaccett]

even im not high enough to get that joke

[dragonXX]

the stuntman thing wasnt a joke its real

[Gaccett]

the first one

[TroGdoR]

I have a joke: There was a pappa tomato, a mamma tomato, and a baby tomato walking down the street. The pappa tomato got angry cuz the baby tomato was lagging behind. So, the pappa tomato turned arounds and squishes the baby tomato and says "ketchup"...(Bonus points to the person who can tell me in what movie this was said and who said it.)

[Gaccett]

attack of the killer tomatoes, but i havent seen it

[AncientDemon]

i have no idea and i think both jokes r kinda stupid.... the first one i guess would be funny if i got it...:lol:

[Hamfast]

i have a joke.................(i can't spell or i am not good at telling jokes)

three men are walking through a forest. A canable greets them and says " go deeper into the forest and find tenof the same kind of fruits and i will not eat you"

so they are off into the forest and the first man comes back with ten apples. The Canable says " now with your ten apples i want you to put them all up your (well we all know the reall word) bum with out making any sound or other movement or i will eat you"

So the man starts and when the 3rd apple goes in he messes up his face so the canabal eats him. The next man comes with 10 berries and the canabal tells him the same thing. so the man get to the 10th berry and burst out laughing. So the canable eats him, so the the 2 that died are up in heaven and the first says to the second " why did you start laughing you could have lived"

And the second man says " well i saw the other man carryying pineapple"

well thats my joke

[Warslut]

I got one...

A guy walks into a bar and gets 3 vodkas, bartender asks "Tough day?", man says "I just found out my older brother is gay..."

Second day same guy walks in and get 3 more, bartender says "Another tough day", man says "I just found out my younger brother is gay..."

Third day same guy walks in the gets 3 more, bartender says "Damnit doesn't anyone in your family like women!?" guy says "Yes... my wife" :p

[jedimaster86]

out of all these jokes i'm guna go ahead and make the executive decision that warslut's was the best so far nice one war

EDIT- ya trogdor, i got Pulp Fiction on "hbo on demand" now

[TroGdoR]

Have any of you seen the movie Pulp Fiction?

[Warslut]

Watch all of this movie its f**king awsome!

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/landing/l...ure=accept

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[Warslut]

Watch all of this movie its f**king awsome!

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/landing/l...ure=accept

[dragonXX]

lol i luv them all

[TroGdoR]

Each one was worse than the next...

[Tallahassee_Zer]

Man this is stupid !
It so stupid it make the intelligent look like an atom.