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Listen to this stupid and f*cking nasty joke .
A little kids saw his parents (make out)
The next morning he ask his mom.
"Mom ! What were you and dad doing last night in the bedroom ? "
The mom know that he seen what they are doing, so quickly and idiotly she answer.
"We were making CUPCAKE ! "
And the kids say ok.
The next day the little bastar and his mom went to the store. When they reach the parking lot the little bastar see a man and a woman make out. He shouted out.
"Mommy Mommy ! they making CUPCAKE"
The mom said ok SON.
The next day. In the morning the little fagget run up to his mom and shout it out.
"Mommy Mommy i saw you and dad making CUPCAKE last night and I lick all the creamed !
Get it ?
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Yo dude, don't double post, they dont like it around here.
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Ah shity forget the "I" in I lick all cream above joke just lick all the cream.
I don't want to sound weird fagget
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seen the trespasser ones before, the sports were ok, the church one was stupid
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why cant i look at the pics
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i love the joke about the 3 dudes and a canabal on the 1st page!
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Here's a joke...
A blonde walks into a bar and asks for a glass of guinness.
Get it?!?
You're not supposed to get it. It's one of those jokes that makes absolutely no sense whatever and keeps you in suspense forever.
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Haha that's evil Drederick, a joke that makes no sense! Ahh. My joke is my whole sig. I think it was Chris Rock... Not sure, correct me if I'm wrong.
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha (falls off chair and dies)(prozoc's joke)
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man nobody read my joke ?
anyway then
i have something very interesting if you want to heard i'll post it later sometime
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looky looky look at my sig !
so beau..ti..full...hic...hic..... :o
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cant see ur sig..try again.
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Here is a joke. It might sound very stupid.
There are this 3 guy. They going to be left in a middle of a desert, but before they do they get to choose one thing to go with them. The first guy said.
" Damn ! I want a cammel. So if i get tired of walking then i can ride the cammel".
Then a cammel appear. The second guy turn.
" Shit ! i want a big bottle of water. So if i get thirsty while walking then i can drink it".
And a big a** bottle of water appear. The thirth guy turn ( this guy is kindna dumd so it took him a while to choose ).
" Man ! i'm just going to go with my car door".
The 2 other guy heard and start to act weird.
" What ! what ! why you get the car door ?" :mad:
The thirth guy answer " I get the car door so if i get hot i can roll down the window".
get it ?
I know my spelling and gammar wack up but i'm working on it.
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u want a joke.....
q: what did jesus say to abos b4 he died....
a:"Dont do anythng till i get back.
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Did you guys hear the one about the 2 pretzels walking down the street at night?
One was a-salted
kinda corny, funny if u been drinkin.