Awesome Joke!!! ull Laugh Ur *** Off!!

[Bowbow]

lol, i c.... (naa), btw that DT pic is old, but then again, theres never any more new sc pics r there? (im a sc player also)

[Gaccett]

ur so funny u should do sit down

[Warslut]

Im a SC player too! ive got an awsome strategy with terran to **** people of hehehe.... my avatar is DT ^_^

But i cant find my BW CD!!!!!!!!!!!! >_<

[jedimaster86]

before i played d2 i was a sc fan as well, i don't really play it that much anymore, but i'll play it every once in awhile for single player.

you should have copied your cd to just have a back-up copy, im not used to being able to do that since i cant do that with my d2, and its starting to get some nasty rings on it.....

[Gaz_321]

ok heres a joke

there was 3 men, englishmen, irishman and a scottishman and they were all stuck in the middle of a desert. the 3 men came across a lamp and wen they rubbed it a genie appeared. "i will grant u all 1 wish" said the genie
So the scottish man said "i wish i was back in scotland in the pub with all my mates" and the genie granted his wish.
Then the englishman said "i wish i was back in england in some strip club"
and then the irishman said "i wish i had my friends back"

[Gaccett]

hey, as a scotch-irish decendent i find that offensive, j/k, but i would like to say that the irish are the blacks of europe, so say it, im black and im proud (best part of the movie, cant remeber the name), but seriously havnt the irish been picked on enough, oh and i dare u to say that to a irish rugby player

[Zak]

lol....

[Warslut]

I got another one

Q:What do you throw a drowning indian?

A:His wife and kids

Q:What do you call and indian with a new car

A:A thief

Q:Why do doctor put cotton at the top of pill bottles

A:To remind them there cotton pickin drug addicts

((redneck)) so yer a woman eh?? yall got one of them vag inas??

(Humor from my sic racist son of a bi*ch brother ((The Bast*rd of the Undivine Light)) )

[Gaccett]

is that the native americans or the real indians

[Nubli]

Cleveland Indians?

[Zak]

those jokes were gay

[Tichondrius_87]

seriously man. dig up something funny.

Q: if you pat a dog on the head, he'll wag his tail. what'll a goose do?
A: make him bark.

[CheshireCat]

A blond and brunette were working in an office and the brunette says "man, i need some time off." She gets an idea, and when the boss is walking out she stands on the desk, grabs a light fixture and starts yelling "i'm a lightbulb, i'm a lightbulb". The boss says "Go home, I think you need some time off." So the brunette is leaving and the blond starts following her. "Hey, where do you think you're going?" asks the boss. the blond says "I'm going home too, I cant work in the dark!!"

[CheshireCat]

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster, one that would service all of his many hens, and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: "I have just the rooster for you. Randy here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"
So the farmer took Randy back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the henhouse though, he gave Randy a little pep talk. "Randy," he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff". And without a word Randy strutted into the henhouse.

Randy was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Randy had finished having his way with each hen. But Randy didn't stop there, he went in to the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pighouse, where he did the same.

The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out "Stop, Randy, you'll kill yourself." But Randy continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.

Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Randy lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Randy.

The farmer walked up to Randy saying "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you my little buddy." "Shhhhh" Randy whispered, "The buzzard's getting closer."

[Zak]

lol!

[Tallahassee_Zer]

damn the last joke too damn long !
It will me some time to read it :mad:

[Lycshiftz]

hey, as a scotch-irish decendent i find that offensive, j/k, but i would like to say that the irish are the blacks of europe, so say it, im black and im proud (best part of the movie, cant remeber the name), but seriously havnt the irish been picked on enough, oh and i dare u to say that to a irish rugby player

... Undercover Brother.... lol



as for Warslut:

If that was about native americans I wanna know where you live... *looks for skinning knife*

[Tallahassee_Zer]

Hey hey like my new sig ?
Kindna girlly lolipop licky like but it look bloody hot

[TroGdoR]

How did the dead baby cross the road???

Answer: He was stapled to the chicken.

[Lycshiftz]

..... I dont get almost all of the jokes here.... lol