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One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took off the driver's side door with him standing right there. "NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!" he exclaimed. "Your a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!" the lawyer asked. "HA! You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed "MY ROLEX!"
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2 for 2 on the lawyer jokes today!
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ha that made me laugh. where do you get these jokes lol?
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I am shocked AND appalled, muahahahaha (a deep, hearty laugh masquerading as an evil white man's laugh)
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hellsing293 Wrote:ha that made me laugh. where do you get these jokes lol?
laugh: I have a Mom that thinks it is her mission in life to forward jokes to me!
I swear,there are days I get 30 to 50 e-mails! I am merely passing along the giggles,hoping to share the humor and make someone smile ^^
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After he noticed his rolex i bet he was like, no!!! my wedding ring!!!
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haha nice pam love it
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bluebleeder Wrote:After he noticed his rolex i bet he was like, no!!! my wedding ring!!!
LMAO,You know he was single then ~.0
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lmao that was a nice giggle
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hilarious!love all these jokes u bring here, so funny
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LOL TY TY I do try!
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haha..i read this somewhere, i think in a comic..watever it was funny
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