My Bar

[Pamela]

*Pamela smiles at Blue and shakes her head*
*Drinking her Budlight,she grabs a handful of peanuts,and slips them down Beholders shirt* There...now you have nuts! *Laughs at Sparta's delusions of grandure,and sits at a back table,to watch the fun*

[kitten_klyd]

*Pamela smiles at Blue and shakes her head*
*Drinking her Budlight,she grabs a handful of peanuts,and slips them down Beholders shirt* There...now you have nuts! *Laughs at Sparta's delusions of grandure,and sits at a back table,to watch the fun*

~laughs at beholder and nudges his milk dish over to pam's table, he then jumps on pam's lap and lays down for a nap.~

[Beholder99]

i already have some but ill take a few more, never hurt any girl i assume

[Blue]

"not another food fight..."
*gets some pizza ready*

[kitten_klyd]

~realises no one is fighting.~
~jumps on his milk dish~
~milk hits an old man, who in turn throws a handfull of pasta at bluebleeder~
~jumps back on pams lap as it is the only semi-safe place~
~takes a nap~

[SilverTears]

* Drinks a beer *
* Starts a conversation with Pamela and a bowl of M & M's *

[Z3R0]

Walking in and seeing all of the calamity, he removes his feirce dragon helmet wearly. Unbuckling his massive sword, the Sword of Angels, the props it against the wall behind him and beckons his guard, the Crimson Cloaks to take a seat around the largest table in the room. Calling for a wench, the captian, Kallor proceeds to order food and drink for for the company.

As Zero sits there, he looks about he room, seeing many faces his eyes have not seen in some time. As his eyes move about the room, letting noone escape inspection, he finaly spots a certain woman across the room.

"It has been some time has it not, my lady, since we last met? Ah, how kind time has been to you still. I can not say the same for myself. War wages about and I am constanly called away to do the bidding of a higher lord. Yet, I found it in my time, to visit here, if only but for a while. My men and I are tired and weary, but I can stand to stay up and converse for a while yet."

[Blue]

"Look out Zero!"
*pours tomatoe juice on Pamela and the kitten in her lap*
"even my mom isnt a safe place..."
*turns his back on both of them and walks away*

[SilverTears]

* Laughs at zerokool and his weirdness *
* Gets some fresh dry clothes for Pamela to wear *

[DaggothUr]

*Brushing off the fact his offer for a game of pool was ignored, walks over to the pool table with his Budweiser in hand and begins to play pool by himself*

'I best not play a horrible game like the last...' He thought to himself.

[Z3R0]

Breaks a bottle over Sparta's thick head and then goes to fondle the nearest bar wench.

[Blue]

"oh hey, i didnt hear you, let me play a game of pool with you."
*goes to the pool table*

[DaggothUr]

*Tosses BB the chalk for his cue, and begins to rack the balls.*

"You want to break?"

*Walks around to the table and takes a drink of his Budweiser.*

[Venom]

OC bloody great i didn't post my last post -.-

IC
*i quickly knock zerok to the ground before he has the chance to do anything or react*

bloody stop right there zero, this a a high class bar and lewd acts such as what you were to do is not allowed on these premises, now for this your hereby kicked out of the bar for a week

* while zero is still on the floor i grab his shirt/armor in one hand and launch him out the front door*

AND FOR THE LAST TIME THERE NOT WENCHES!!!

[kitten_klyd]

~looks at venoms awsomnes and laughs at zero~
~shivers as he stands on pam's lap, covered in tomato juice~
~looks at bb, in an insane way, then stands up dramatically and then unexpectedly falls asleep on pam again as if he was too tired to care. ~

[Z3R0]

Coming back into the bar, obviously upset that Venom ripped one of his best shirts, he snatches a bar cue.

"Lewd acts? You mean like this?"

Swinging the bar cue in a quick downward motion, Zero strikes Venom in his right knee cap, forcing him to kneel on the other one.

"Now, while you are on your knees before me...."

Tossing aside the cue, Zero links his fingers together and brings both hands in a tremendous upward sweep that catches Venom under the chin and sends him flying back, only to hit the ground and slid into the bas of the bar, catching splinters in his bum as he slids.

[Beholder99]

*slids beind zero*
*grabs his head*
*snaps his neck*
*begins to kurb stomp the body into a purple mass*
"never touch my friends you dead corpse"
*takes the body out of the bar*
*grabs liter fluid*
*lights body on fire*
" ill be back with my baggie when your nice and ashy*

[Venom]

*gets up*
dont bother with the plastic baggie beholder he wont act like you did
and zero since when does lewd mean violence?
*brushes off some dust and burns the splinters from my ass*
oh im sorry our workers dont act like they also let customers use there bodies as they will and ****ing hell your cleaning this damned mess up

[Blue]

"ill break, thankyou"
*breaks and gets excited as the 7 ball goes in.*
*goes for the three, but misses*
"your turn"

[Pamela]

*Is covered in tomato juice and has a kitty camped on her lap*
*Smiles at the pool game and strokes the cat while sipping her beer*
*Shakes her head in amusement at Zerokool and wonders if he will make it*
Venom ,get those damn gaurds out of here please!They haven't bathed in weeks and are harrassing the female customers!