My Bar

[splintercell]

*wakes up and walks around bar* *eats some piza and passes out some boxes of it* *wonders where Pam is, since she owns the bar*

[elterion]

*grabs some pizza* mmmm, foooooooood....

[jedimaster86]

*runs inside to grab some pizza* *asks barmates if we should funk up the bar* *sees a squirrel outside and gives it some pizza*

[elterion]

*Kill's squirrel, and mounts head on wall*

[JZXL]

no mounting squirrel's head on this bar's wall! *removes the squirrel's head and gives it back to elterion*

[CheshireCat]

*RUNS to the bathroom*
"Damn ale runs right through you"
*runs over to a toilet*
"OH MY GOD! That's disgusting! Dammit JZXL, FLUSH next time would ya?"

[EverLast]

Is bored of being dead gets up smells the pizza grabs a slice and starts eating with bones rotting away

[defaultstring2]

gets a can of air freshener

sprays EVERLAST's rotting corpse with it

[SpoonMan999]

*Grabs a slice of pizza and a bottle of rum and returns to his corner*

[splintercell]

*builds a chair for spoon to sit in his corner on* *pulls out laptop and plays d2*

[SpoonMan999]

*Lays on floor but thanks Splinter for the chair* I like the floor, but it's the thought that counts...*Falls asleep*

[defaultstring2]

*sits on char twiddiling thumbs*

[deathknight 55]

wakes up see more ppl in bar gets a beer and some pizza

[jedimaster86]

spots a radial vortex in the corner of the bar with mystical ancient transcripts coded to it* *walks into vortex and travels along a spaceless room until he comes to a single table with a big book on it* *front of book reads "Assholes at D2Sector.net"; begins to read book...*

[deathknight 55]

follows throgh vortex. finds jedi reading book outloud... deathknight 55 ...

[defaultstring2]

*wonders if my name is in book*

[Karant]

*Watching the Monty Python series on my protable DVD player.
"Man these Brit's are funny!"
Kicks the hobo again, for pure pleasure.

[splintercell]

*thinks about it and figures if his name is in the book jedi is reading then he will have to find out and live up to being a memeber of that book* *if not then free pizza for all!* *extra cheese and all toppings free!* *gives spoon a mat since the floor is a lil hard* *figures the hobo doesn't need to be stiff, that way he can get up and knock the SHIZA out of the azzholes that kick him*

[jedimaster86]

*book falls off table and gets eaten by a black hole, jedi gets sucked into it too* *returns to bar, with no memory of who was in the book*

[Aemaeth]

*Watching the Monty Python series on my protable DVD player.
"Man these Brit's are funny!"
Kicks the hobo again, for pure pleasure.

We are indeed funny
*sits next to spoon on the floor*