Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me

[Uber-Soldat]

[66xerox66]

lol funny

[FrozenFire]

haha...lol

[Lycshiftz]

not really that funny...

[jedimaster86]

yeh i'm gunna have to go ahead and agree with lyc; wasn't really that funny, sorry. nice try though.

[Nubli]

you all need a humor transplant..

[Uber-Soldat]

I didnt think it was that funny either, i just wanted to see how many people i could get to look at it, mayb they thought it was real porn, lol

[Nubli]

I thought so at first.

I was going to barge in, delete button ready.
But first, a little STARING... *cough*
Then delete delete delete

[Fuggle]

lol it was just ok. funny how he made it sound bad by saying porno clips.

[Syn3rgy]

Lol

[Bowbow]

Well, you tricked me into getting here =P

[laMe]

that was extremely.....dumb

[endromada]

you'll think im odd, but that was genuinly funny... laugh at me and ill kill you in your sleep with my brand new butterknife collection... jsut ask mrbona2 i killed him last week

[.hack//virus]

its not that funny but props on the play on words

[[Ghost]]

heh its like the "blonde chick with a nice *****" or "man with biggest ****" all of them were funny

[\/iNcEnT]

lol

[[Ghost]]

^^^^ nice spam and wtf is up with the sig seems like you have a hit list and thats creepy

[Lycshiftz]

lol Vincent u got a hit list on me Im right here in my front yard with my 12 guage step on my gras and see what happens.

[elterion]

Well, that sounds like it would turn out well. *Steps on grass*

[Friktion666]

Elterion tight new sig man! (At least I haven't seen it)

I'd say the whole thing was droll. (Look it up if you don't know, you'll get what I mean.) It got my attention too...damn no pr0n!

It was a very clever thing to post in this forums...gah I have nothing else to say. I'll just end with a joke then.

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the

animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is

punishable by death.



(Like THAT makes sense.)







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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,

but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the

examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.



(Do they look different reversed?)







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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This

also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be

covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.



(A brick??)







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The penalty for ************ in Indonesia is decapitation.



(Much worse than "going blind!")







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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the

countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the

privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law,

it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.



(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in

the world that even comes close to this?)







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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her

adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The

husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner

desired.



(Ah! Justice!)







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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in

tropical fish stores.



(But of course!)







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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,

and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to

witness the act.



(Makes one shudder at the thought.)







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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with

a woman and her daughter at the same time.



(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass

this law?)







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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines

with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending

machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for

consumption on the premises."



(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)







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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.



(Who volunteers for this stuff?)







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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for

pleasure.



(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)







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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its

own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.



(From drinking little bottles of...?)



(Did the govt. pay for this research??)







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Butterflies taste with their feet.



(Ah, geez.)







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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.



(I know some people like that.)







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Starfish don't have brains.



(I know some people like that, too.)







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And, the best for last.....







Turtles can breathe through their butts.



(Do you think they have bad breath?)
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