The almighty racist jokes

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u guys probaly noe i come from nz so we mock maoris here instead of black people.. neway...

wat's the fastest thing in the world?
a 5 cent coin rolling down the hill
wat's the second fastest thing?
a maori chasing it

How do u get Maoris into a bath?
Throw KFC in
How do u get them out?
Ask them who's paying

Why did the Maori cross the road with the bike???
to get to the other side
Why did the White man cross the road??
to get his bike back

there's heaps if u bother to ask a New Zealander (replace 'Maori' with 'Black' to mock black people.