Pamela's Joke Of The Day!!

[Pamela]

Here ia a new joke ^^

PARROT
>

> A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.

> The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse

> vocabulary.

> Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude,

> obnoxious and laced with profanity.

>

> John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude

> by consistently saying only polite words, playing

> soft music and anything else he could think of to

> "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

>

> Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the

> parrot. The parrot yelled back.

>

> John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier

> and even ruder.

> In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed

> the bird and put him in the freezer.

>

> For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked

> and screamed.

> Then suddenly there was total quiet.

> Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

> Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly

> opened the door to the freezer.

>

> The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's

> outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have

> offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm

> sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate

> transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I

> can to correct my rude and unforgivable

> behavior."

>

> John was stunned at the change in the bird's

> attitude.

> As he was about to ask the parrot what had made

> such a dramatic change in his behavior, when the

> bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

>