12-24-2004, 11:24 PM
Ok here is a bit of Christmas humor!
What did the guest sing at Eskimo's Christmas party?
..Freeze a jolly good fellow..
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!
How does Mickey Mouse get around during the winter?
Mice skates.
What do you call it when your Christmas tree explodes?
A tannen-bomb. (tannenbaum)
What's red and white and red and white and red and white?
Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
What did the guest sing at Eskimo's Christmas party?
..Freeze a jolly good fellow..
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!
How does Mickey Mouse get around during the winter?
Mice skates.
What do you call it when your Christmas tree explodes?
A tannen-bomb. (tannenbaum)
What's red and white and red and white and red and white?
Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...