02-05-2005, 02:12 PM
Hello Everyone, I am bored and want to hear some funny jokes..post them all here, please no your mama jokes. I'll start -
This man named John was going on a buisness trip 4 hours away by plane away from his home for 7 days. John didn't want his wife to cheat on him, so he went to a Porno shop looking for something for his wife. He told the man that owned the place that he wanted the very best thing he had..the man showed him a bunch of things and John thought none of it was good enough for his wife. So John told the man that he would have to go to another store, but the man told him to please wait, he has something he will like. The man brought out a shoe box..John looked at the man very oddly and said, so whats in it..The man who owned the store opened the box and said watch..voodoo **** door. The voodoo **** started humping the shi* out of the door. Then he said voodoo **** box, the voodoo **** went in to box. John was impressed and he said that he would take it. John gave the voodoo **** to his wife and went on his trip. A little bit later his wife got in "the mood" and pulled out the voodoo **** and she said voodoo **** *****..awhile later she was done, but didn't know how to get it to stop. So it didn't stop and she started to bleed. So she jumped in her car and started hauling as* to the hospitial and a cop pulled her over, he said ma'am whats wrong ur extremly speeding. She said this voodoo **** won't stop fuc*ing me. The cop said...Voodoo **** my ***!
This man named John was going on a buisness trip 4 hours away by plane away from his home for 7 days. John didn't want his wife to cheat on him, so he went to a Porno shop looking for something for his wife. He told the man that owned the place that he wanted the very best thing he had..the man showed him a bunch of things and John thought none of it was good enough for his wife. So John told the man that he would have to go to another store, but the man told him to please wait, he has something he will like. The man brought out a shoe box..John looked at the man very oddly and said, so whats in it..The man who owned the store opened the box and said watch..voodoo **** door. The voodoo **** started humping the shi* out of the door. Then he said voodoo **** box, the voodoo **** went in to box. John was impressed and he said that he would take it. John gave the voodoo **** to his wife and went on his trip. A little bit later his wife got in "the mood" and pulled out the voodoo **** and she said voodoo **** *****..awhile later she was done, but didn't know how to get it to stop. So it didn't stop and she started to bleed. So she jumped in her car and started hauling as* to the hospitial and a cop pulled her over, he said ma'am whats wrong ur extremly speeding. She said this voodoo **** won't stop fuc*ing me. The cop said...Voodoo **** my ***!