02-06-2005, 02:40 PM
i dunno if yall heard this one b4 but here goes
a women is super h0rny so she puts out an ad in the newspaper
but she spent quite a lot of money on the ad so she also demands that the guy have a 10 foot wang
a guy reads the paper the next day and gets excited when he sees the ad
he goes to the woman's house and shows her the ad so she pulls out a tape measure and measures him
unfortunately, he comes short by a few feet so she says "sorry bud. come back when you're longer"
the guy goes home disappointed but then he pulls out a rope and ties his d!ck to the roof and hangs for a few hours
the next day he goes back the the woman's house to be measured
again he comes a few feet short
he is really frustrated and goes home, ties his d!ck to the roof and holds a bunch of weights
the next the day, his d!ck has become so long that he has to wrap it around his neck
he goes over to the woman's house and she measures him
she says "ah 10 feet, come on in"
she takes off her clothes and he suffocates
a women is super h0rny so she puts out an ad in the newspaper
but she spent quite a lot of money on the ad so she also demands that the guy have a 10 foot wang
a guy reads the paper the next day and gets excited when he sees the ad
he goes to the woman's house and shows her the ad so she pulls out a tape measure and measures him
unfortunately, he comes short by a few feet so she says "sorry bud. come back when you're longer"
the guy goes home disappointed but then he pulls out a rope and ties his d!ck to the roof and hangs for a few hours
the next day he goes back the the woman's house to be measured
again he comes a few feet short
he is really frustrated and goes home, ties his d!ck to the roof and holds a bunch of weights
the next the day, his d!ck has become so long that he has to wrap it around his neck
he goes over to the woman's house and she measures him
she says "ah 10 feet, come on in"
she takes off her clothes and he suffocates