02-13-2005, 04:08 PM
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the gates, Saint Peter stops them and says:
"Alright, it looks like I have everything on you three except for how you died. So, one at a time, could you please explain to me how it happened?"
So the first guy says:
"Well, I had suspected my wife was cheating on me for some time now, so today I came home from work early and found her in the bed, naked, with her clothes and the clothes of another man hanging all over the room. So I searched the entire house, but couldn't find anyone else. Finally, I went onto the balcony, and there he was hanging off of the balcony. So I went back inside, grabbed a shovel, came back and beat his hands until he fell off. But as I looked down, I realized he wasn't dead, so I went back insane, lifted the refrigerator, went back out, and managed to toss it over. But the weight of the refrigerator was so great that I had a heart attack and died."
The second guy says:
"Everyday I go out onto my balcony to do my arobics. Today, I accidentally fell off, but I was able to grab ahold of the balcony below me. I was hanging there for about ten minutes, trying to lift myself up, when some crazy man ran out, beat my hands with a shovel until I fell, and then threw a refrigerator on me!"
The third guy says:
"Get this, I'm hiding naked in a refrigerator..."
Some people don't get it at first. Read it a few more times, hopefully it'll come to you.
"Alright, it looks like I have everything on you three except for how you died. So, one at a time, could you please explain to me how it happened?"
So the first guy says:
"Well, I had suspected my wife was cheating on me for some time now, so today I came home from work early and found her in the bed, naked, with her clothes and the clothes of another man hanging all over the room. So I searched the entire house, but couldn't find anyone else. Finally, I went onto the balcony, and there he was hanging off of the balcony. So I went back inside, grabbed a shovel, came back and beat his hands until he fell off. But as I looked down, I realized he wasn't dead, so I went back insane, lifted the refrigerator, went back out, and managed to toss it over. But the weight of the refrigerator was so great that I had a heart attack and died."
The second guy says:
"Everyday I go out onto my balcony to do my arobics. Today, I accidentally fell off, but I was able to grab ahold of the balcony below me. I was hanging there for about ten minutes, trying to lift myself up, when some crazy man ran out, beat my hands with a shovel until I fell, and then threw a refrigerator on me!"
The third guy says:
"Get this, I'm hiding naked in a refrigerator..."
Some people don't get it at first. Read it a few more times, hopefully it'll come to you.