02-17-2005, 02:38 AM
those're awesome pam. i'll get some from one of my favorite places... dribbleglass!
Try not to let your mind wander. It's too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
I'm happily married, but my wife isn't.
Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You are right where you belong. Behind me.
Old age comes at a bad time.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
Do unto others before they do unto you.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it.
Disarm rapists.
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I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
Experience is learning a lot of crap you didn't really want to know.
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I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
Submitted by Brooke O.
If 10 percent is good enough for God, it should be enough for the IRS.
Submitted by Kevin H.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. The answer is yes.
Was today really necessary?
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
The more I learn, the less I understand.
Just because people don't understand you doesn't make you an artist.
Submitted by Todd L.
Love is grand. Divorce is fifty grand.
Submitted by Ceejay
There are two important things to remember about surrealism. Frogs, power tools, and the Lincoln Memorial.
I came here with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Submitted by Hadyn J.
Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
Submitted by Jack J.
Pass carefully. Driver chews tobacco.
Submitted by Trubill S.
O.K., I take it back. Unscrew you.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
I wasn't born a *****. Men like you made me this way.
Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either!
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Submitted by Nancy J.
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Try not to let your mind wander. It's too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
I'm happily married, but my wife isn't.
Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You are right where you belong. Behind me.
Old age comes at a bad time.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
Do unto others before they do unto you.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it.
Disarm rapists.
Submitted by Jerome
I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
Experience is learning a lot of crap you didn't really want to know.
Submitted by Dwin
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
Submitted by Brooke O.
If 10 percent is good enough for God, it should be enough for the IRS.
Submitted by Kevin H.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. The answer is yes.
Was today really necessary?
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
The more I learn, the less I understand.
Just because people don't understand you doesn't make you an artist.
Submitted by Todd L.
Love is grand. Divorce is fifty grand.
Submitted by Ceejay
There are two important things to remember about surrealism. Frogs, power tools, and the Lincoln Memorial.
I came here with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Submitted by Hadyn J.
Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
Submitted by Jack J.
Pass carefully. Driver chews tobacco.
Submitted by Trubill S.
O.K., I take it back. Unscrew you.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
I wasn't born a *****. Men like you made me this way.
Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either!
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Submitted by Nancy J.
Does your train of thought have a caboose?