04-07-2005, 05:55 AM
i got this one from maxim mag.
This man is interviewing for a job as a travel agent. He has a disorder that he cant stop winking. The interviewer says to him, "you're very skilled and highly qualified, but we can't have someone with a winking problem selling expensive vacations."
The man replies to him, "oh, the winking is nothing, a little asprin can stop it" The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bunch of condoms before finding some asprin, he takes the asprin and the blnking stops.
The interviewer says to him "That's great the winking stopped, but we can't have an employee womanizing the customers." The man says in reply, "What are you talking about, Im married with 3 kids!"
The interviewer says, " well then why do you have som many condoms in your pocket?"
In reply he says "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for some asprin?"
WARNING: this joke has been edited for quality. Your welcome for not double posting. noobs take a lesson
This man is interviewing for a job as a travel agent. He has a disorder that he cant stop winking. The interviewer says to him, "you're very skilled and highly qualified, but we can't have someone with a winking problem selling expensive vacations."
The man replies to him, "oh, the winking is nothing, a little asprin can stop it" The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bunch of condoms before finding some asprin, he takes the asprin and the blnking stops.
The interviewer says to him "That's great the winking stopped, but we can't have an employee womanizing the customers." The man says in reply, "What are you talking about, Im married with 3 kids!"
The interviewer says, " well then why do you have som many condoms in your pocket?"
In reply he says "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for some asprin?"
WARNING: this joke has been edited for quality. Your welcome for not double posting. noobs take a lesson