~Kellard's World~

[Nethran]

Kellard stands before you clad in a long, black silk cape. Atop his head he wears a black, wide-brimmed hat with a wide red ribbon around its base. He has the white stick of a lolly-pop protruding from his thin lips and he is twisting his thin, greased mustache hairs with his left hand as he holds an elegantly made rapier in his right. He looks directly into your eyes and asks, "Do I smell as bad to you as I do to me?" At that he raises his right eyebrow and smiles at you, like some Spanish romantic. "Seriously, though, do I smell?"

The scenary around you is remaniscent (sp?) of a dream you once had, the tall, lush oaks and firs threatening the clouds with their commanding grandure. The ground is soft and a little moist, water beads trapped in the tangles of dark green grasses that reach only to your ankle. Nearby you hear the sound of a tall waterfall, and a stream runs by you to your left. Birds chatter above your head, the sun reaching through the limbs of the trees to create the final effect of this absolutly beautiful landscape, and there is Kellard, standing before you in his dark grey suit, wind blowing his cape back. What will you say?