10-16-2005, 01:13 PM
Hurly91 Wrote:In a flight, the commander takes his microphone and say:
'' We're loosing altitude. I am sorry to say this but we will have to drop some bags or we won't have enough kerosen to get to New York ''
After this, the plane is flying correctly because it's lighter.
About 20 minutes later, the commander takes his microphone again and say:
'' We're loosing altitude. I am sorry to say this but we will have to drop some passengers or we won't have enough kerosen to get to New York. To do it fairly, we will do it in alphabetical order. ''
'' Is there any Africans in the plane? ''
Nobody answers.
'' Okay.... Is the any Black in the plane? ''
Nobody answers.
'' Okay.... Is the any Colored People in the plane? ''
During this time, a little boy is whispering to his dad:
'' Hey daddy, you always same we have to be honest.... But we are Africans and we are Colored in Black.... Why didn't you said we were? ''
'' My son, Today, We're N1gg3rs .... ''
:laugh: :devilish: :laugh: :devilish: :laugh:
thats horrible im black and i busted out luaghing that was cold still laughing as i type
others jokes were alright