12-05-2005, 06:41 AM
its not really a dirty joke but in the spirit of christmas
3 guys die and go up to heaven. god is there waiting for them. god says in the spirirt of christmas you have to have something christmasish on you to get in to heaven. the first guy walks up to god pulls out a lighter and says its a advent candle. god gives him the thumbs up and says he can go into heaven. the second guy goes up to god and pulls out his gols house keys. the guys says these are sleigh bells. god tells him he can go into heaven. the third guy goes up to god and pulls out a pair of panties. god says what do those have to do with christmas? and the guy replys there carol's
3 guys die and go up to heaven. god is there waiting for them. god says in the spirirt of christmas you have to have something christmasish on you to get in to heaven. the first guy walks up to god pulls out a lighter and says its a advent candle. god gives him the thumbs up and says he can go into heaven. the second guy goes up to god and pulls out his gols house keys. the guys says these are sleigh bells. god tells him he can go into heaven. the third guy goes up to god and pulls out a pair of panties. god says what do those have to do with christmas? and the guy replys there carol's