Ever get cheated on? HELP PLEASE

[Xx Diablo xX]

This kid is never alone, the only way i can get my hands on him is to get my group, beat them down, then have dan left for me. After im done ill let everyone else have fun. lol, my friend mike, about 300lbs, like a fing bull. He wants to get his hands on dan so bad, he has 2nd dibs. And as for a new girl, nots no prob. I think the single life sounds good for a bit... All the drama thats comes with a gf is bullshit.

edit: **** make up sex. The sex wasnt that great anyway.