06-22-2004, 02:01 PM
4sylum Wrote:ok heres one.
A guy walks into a bar and walks up to the bartender. across the room he sees a midget playing a piano. he says "whats up with the midget". the bartender say oh i wished for him there is a genie out back. so the guy goes out to the genie and teh genie says "you can only have one wish" so the guy asks for a million bucks. about 3 minutes later a million ducks come flying over the bar. the guy walk back up to the bartender and says "your genie lied to me, i asked for a million bucks and she gave me a million ducks." and teh bartender says "well, do you think i asked for a 12 inch pianist.
Ive heard that one so many ways/Owell its all good.
Heres my racist joke.
Why did so many black peole die in world war 2?
Because when the general said get down they started dancin