07-10-2004, 10:09 AM
One day a man went to go shopping for his wife's birthday. He walked into a voodoo shop and asked the clerk "Do you have anything good?" The clerk said "Yeah, 'Voodoo Dildo' it just came in" "How does it work?" asked the man. The clerk explained "Well, you say voodoo dildo then the name of an object then the dildo humps it. Voodoo Dildo Doorknob" Sure enough, it humped the doorknob. "I'll take it!" said the man. He presented to his wife and explained it to her. "Voodoo Dildo My *****" yelled his wife. It started humping her. She went out for a drive. The dildo was so good it pained her so her foot forced on the pedal. A nearby cop stopped her for speeding. "The cop started talking "Did you know you were speeding?" She answered "It's not my fault, it's the Voodoo Dildo!" The cop didn't believe her.
"Voodoo Dildo My ***"
"Voodoo Dildo My ***"