Diablo 3 item generator

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Slimy Wing
Anal Beads <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
4 - 5 Damage <!- The Avocado Trio's ->
+10000% to damage
Ignore traget's defense
+9000 to attack rating <!- Bloated ->
Hit causes target to quit taking water pills
-30 vs female targets (PMS) <!- of Hell ->
You're evil <!- Kitty Cat ->
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Sharp Girl Scout of Crotch Crickets <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
75 - 80 Damage <!- Sharp ->
10% chance of cutting self..accidentally <!- Of Crotch Crickets ->
Player must see a doctor immediately
Chirp Chirp <!- Bastard Sword ->
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Stinky Pipe of Your Mom <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
2 - 4 Damage <!- Stinky ->
Poison attack <!- of Your Mom ->
Item cannot be socketed <!- Phillips Head -></CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

Godly Fish <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
-1 - 4 Damage <!- Godly ->
Hit causes monsters to go to church
CANNOT BE USED BY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE <!- Fish -></CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

AHAHAHHAHA ok i think im done for now lol