Diablo 3 item generator

[Friktion666]

<CENTER>Your item is:
Shrubbery <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
86 - 123 Damage </CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>

<CENTER>Your item is:
Badger of A Small Man <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
75 - 80 Damage <!- of A Small Man ->
Summons a small man to follow you around <!- Badger ->
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<CENTER>Your item is:
Sandwich <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
2 - 4 Damage </CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>

Your item is:
Tire Iron of Pitiable Misfortune <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
2 - 4 Damage <!- of Pitiable Misfortune ->
All party members look at you and turn away
+3 to suicide skills </CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

<CENTER>Your item is:
Oldschool Brownie of Salivating <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
90 - 120 Damage <!- Oldschool ->
+200% chance to find uniques while gambling
Takes months to reach level 99 <!- of Salivating ->
Hit causes monsters to salivate <!- Can Opener ->
</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>Your item is:
Cute Refrigerator of the Rectum <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
-120 - 4 Damage <!- Cute ->
Hit causes monsters to stop and go "awww!" <!- of the Rectum ->
Item can be weilded via anus <!- Shrine ->
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<CENTER>Your item is:
Invisible Sponge of Treason <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
-120 - 4 Damage <!- Invisible ->
ITEM DOES NOT EXIST <!- of Treason ->
-30 to all skills
Post made on forums describing your ************ habits
Newsletter sent to friends with photo of you hugging a teddy bear <!- Sponge ->
</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER><CENTER>Your item is:
Embroidered Cork Screw of Meph Runs <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
25 - 71 Damage <!- Embroidered ->
Pasely <!- of Meph Runs ->
8000% chance to find magic items
5000% enhanced damaged to demons
Player becomes reclusive </CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>That's the one I WANT!


Man, basically, if they made this game, I'd so play it. I see no one has found a unique yet.

*edit* Found a UNIQUE!!

<CENTER>Your item is:
Rake Rattle <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER><!- Rake Rattle ->Rake
50 - 70 damage
+40% leaf resists
+400 to strength
+1 raise skeleton (Necromancer Only)
+1 Summon Iron Gardner </CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>

We should make a whole forums with what we equip and design some rules for this, like an RPG forum. The mods could decide where we would wear them, how many to wear, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Hell, they could even tell us what item we get.

<CENTER>Your item is:
*** Raper <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER><!- *** Raper ->Buttplug
300 - 500 damage
-40% run/walk
Cannot be removed
Socketed (2)</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>