08-11-2004, 08:01 PM
lol it is funny
heres one
one day peter decided that since heaven was getting crowded he would have people answer 1 question correctly about the bible before he would allow them inside heaven. so the 1st man comes up and peter says "who were the two first humans alive in heaven" "adam and eve" said the man, and he entered heaven. the 2nd man comes up and peter asks him "how long did the flood last?", "fourty days and fourty nights" he said, and he entered heaven. Peter decides to ask a more difficult question and so he asks the 3rd man "what was the first thing eve said to adam?" and the man thinks for a while then he says "boy, thats a hard one!" and he enters heaven.
lol
heres one
one day peter decided that since heaven was getting crowded he would have people answer 1 question correctly about the bible before he would allow them inside heaven. so the 1st man comes up and peter says "who were the two first humans alive in heaven" "adam and eve" said the man, and he entered heaven. the 2nd man comes up and peter asks him "how long did the flood last?", "fourty days and fourty nights" he said, and he entered heaven. Peter decides to ask a more difficult question and so he asks the 3rd man "what was the first thing eve said to adam?" and the man thinks for a while then he says "boy, thats a hard one!" and he enters heaven.
lol