Why Women kill Men.... From Face Book.

[Pamela]

Pamela McAllister
Been sick the last few days...I was in Kent A. Rowald s office going over a case on his computer. Out of the blue I got sick and knew I was gonna Ralph.
Slapped a hand over my mouth and rushed to the bathroom.
As I am in full hurl mode...master of the obvious asks from the office "Are you ok?"
Between spasms I said "Do I LOOK like I am all right?"
THEN he asks if I am gonna live....I could hear butt hole laughing....
This was a fatal mistake...between retches I shot back "N0...I am dying of sarcasm...lemme have my pocket knife and I will take you with me..."
More loud laughing...the man has a death wish...
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You, John Johnson, Beverly Anne Carman and 2 others like this.

Patrick Heffernan Okay, that's funny stuff! LOL
Saturday at 1:57am · Like

Lori Browning Simon all I can say is Kent watch your back LMAO
Saturday at 2:01am · Unlike · 1

Kent A. Rowald Yes, headed to my grave, laughing all the way! Is there any other way to go?
Saturday at 2:02am · Unlike · 3

Pamela McAllister Depends..,.I have to decide on a weapon....
Saturday at 2:25am · Like

Lori Browning Simon i think you just bagged part of your weapon lol
Saturday at 2:26am · Like

Pamela McAllister A cast iron frying pan is amazingly lethal....since I have 4 wickedly sharp pocket knives...it's "eeny-meeny-minee-mo"
Saturday at 2:28am · Like

Kent A. Rowald Whatever it is will probably spring forth from the bottom drawer in one of my filing cabinets. Gotta keep it low enough that I can't see it and Pam can reach it!
Saturday at 2:33am · Like

Linette Smoak Whitten · 22 mutual friends
He is an awfully big boy for just a little bitty pocket knife. You might want to try a Crocodile Dundee knife.
Saturday at 7:19am · Unlike · 1

Pamela McAllister My pocket knives are ....barely legal..a good 6 inches.What makes them dangerous...to him even...I had combat training...He ALSO knows that anytime I leave the office I have one in my back pocket!
Saturday at 8:37am · Like · 2

Linette Smoak Whitten · 22 mutual friends
Dammit girl and I thought I was tough. Lol
Saturday at 8:59am · Unlike · 1

Cheryl Cagle wow a knive toten gal! okay everyone dont p*** her off she will cut ur a**!
Saturday at 1:23pm · Unlike · 1



The only good thing that came out of the ordeal....HE got sick TOO!!! ^-^

[TyKe]

well i do have to ask this Pam, "Are you okay?"

[Pamela]

Tyke...you seem to want an inspection of my knife collection...up close and personal!*huggles*

[bugme143]

will you live?

i'd hate to see you die...