Santa

[Nethran]

Ok, make sure your toasted before you read this joke...or else it's not funny.























Why is Santa Claus Fat?
Because he's lazy.

[Fuggle]

man u have to be really hammered or stoned to think that one is funny.

[Nethran]

Or sleepy, as was the case with me, being that I do not toastify. I laughed my *** off. It was awesome.

[Tichondrius_87]

it requires a pause between the opener and the punch line.

for example:

Why is Santa fat?





because he's lazy.


also helps if you've had like, three pieces of that caffeinated gum crap. and you're sitting on a bus, surrounded by like, a dozen crazy homeless/carless/mindless people. and it's winter out, and you're on the way to college. then, oh then, it is funny. i was rolling in the aisle. as was kellard. good times.