Girlfriend 1.0

[Spitfire]

Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0). recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0 and it's a memory hogger, has taken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be running before he can do anything. Although he didn't ask for them, Wife1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw.

Some features I'd like to see in the upcoming GirlFriend4.0:

• A "Don't remind me again" button </li>
• Minimize button </li>
• Shutdown feature </li>
• An installshield feature so that Girlfriend4.0 can be completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects)</li>

I tried running Girlfriend 2.0 with Girlfriend 1.0 still installed, they tried using the same I/O port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall Girlfriend 1.0 but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory. Another thing that sucks -- in all versions of Girlfriend that I've used is that it is totally "object orientated" and only supports hardware with gold plated contacts.

******** BUG WARNING ********
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.

[Pamela]

:innocent: ROFLMFAO.....only you...only you...God the tears...from laughing!!
That was great!

[Spitfire]

Find that funny aye...

[Pamela]

:lol: ...Yes..Yes I do...twas great!...but how do we uninstall the boyfriend?

[Spitfire]

Spitfire's sure way to loose a guy:
1. Snort when you laugh (but that is also cute sometimes)
2. Pick your nose
3. Flash him and tell him to 'dream on'
4. Fart
5. Don't shave your legs
6. Screw them over and then go lookin some other places for a different guy that you know the other one will not like and get him pissed off.
7. Be a b***h
8. Have bad body odor
9. Ask for money
10. Grow a beard

[Pamela]

LMAO.....is that the voice of experince ??? Or did you just have a horrible nightmare about some ~she devil spawn from hell~????

[Spitfire]

Those are the attributes i would wish not to encounter.. but if you really love the person.. what do some of those matter aye. :innocent:

[Pamela]

Ok....moving right along...now I know I would have to get gross and not like MYSELF to uninstall boyfriend!!~Ahh the sacrifice of personal hygene~

[Spitfire]

mm basically act like a guy to loose one lol... either that or shave your head..
(due to cancer and what not is a different story so dont think im mean)

[Pamela]

I dont think your mean....just ...erm...very *guy like* ((dont wanna blow you image and say your sweet!)

[Spitfire]

You just indirectly did

[Dark Avatar]

LOL Man, spitfire my stomach now hurts cuz of you haha.

[Pamela]

HE IS NOT SWEET...VERY MANLY!...ok He is BOTH!~sheesh~...Its quite cute really!

[Tichondrius_87]

you could just kill your boyfriend. and spitfire, what's wrong with those things? they all turn me on. except the body odor and hair thing. and if she went for another guy, screw her sister. it's that dammed simple.

[Nethran]

well, well, well. Spitfire is a sweety? Post something here, sweety, I wanna see you aknowledge this.

[Tichondrius_87]

wait a minute.... i don't remember ever typing... that. and i thought i was kellard's sweety. death to spitfire!!! arrr!!!

smite of spite with a tuna fish. what?

[Nethran]

the tuna fish did smite in spite of the holders dissolve. who? what? Damned straight thats a true story.

[Tichondrius_87]

holder's dissolve? wtf does that mean?

[Nethran]

its kinda like resolve, but with a diss instead of a res

[Tichondrius_87]

those are two completely different words with two completely different meanings you illiterate jackass.