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Why Most Professions Are Dirty
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Why Most Professions Are Dirty


The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."

The Dentist because he says, "Open wide."

The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"

The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"

The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."

The Banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."

The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em."

The Mailman because he always delivers his package.

The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.

The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
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A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
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#2
what about: cheese factory man: he makes cheese
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#3
<<< is employed in many different forms of government and recreational work (Doctor, Dentist, Police officer, Milkman, DMV (don't drive it too hard now.))
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#4
what do pizza delivery guys and obgyn's have in common? they can both smell it but cant eat it Smile Smile Smile
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#5
thats just plain wrong
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#6
refresh my memory, what are obgyn's?
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#7
they give the girls their.... ahem.... girl exams
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#8
ah. lucky bastards. i guess that's my future employment.
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#9
heh, oh what fun our world brings us...
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#10
who cares about you? it's the stranger that has fun.
dur.
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#11
Spitfire Wrote:....*considers taking up being a hunter*....

You disgust me... You will shoot and eat it? I... Go home, spitfire...go home.
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#12
he probably is home.... but yeah. go home man. or to an institution. or an AA meeting or something. get help. 'cause i just don't think you're supposed to shoot it before you eat it.
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#13
I threw up, spitfire, I threw up. Thanks a lot.
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#14
wait, maybe we should blame pamela for brining it up... AND spitfire for agreeing with that particular bit. but... can't... blame pamela..... sycophantism.... fighting.... CAN'T TAKE IT!

*BANG*

how could you miss when you try to shoot yourself in the head? upperclass twit of the year award goes to: KELLARD?!?!?!
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#15
im middleclass, you retarded, 2 legged giraffe
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#16
the doctors one made more sense and the hunter's one was the funniest
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