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You know you play too much d2 when....
#1
Sorry if this thread was made allready but I couldn't find one so hopefully it hasn't..

- You wonder why they haven't put a waypoint in at your workplace

- When you get into a fight with a gang and claim ur immune to blacks

- When you realize there is a Ruby, Saphire and Topaz on the paper crown at Burger King...


#2
Wow... Is this what you spend your daying doing, is thinking of those? But those are quite original, same with your little sig one.
#3
You know that you have played too much D2 when:

You demand to your boss that you be paid in SOJ's.
#4
u know u play to much d2 when before you get into a fight u get ur bottles full of code red (health pots)on your belt
#5
when u ask where is the horadrim in the bible
Business & Computer Science major
#6
when u hang a yellow balloon over ur dead (energy shield) going to work.
#7
when you dont go to the bathroom at night because you think andariel is guarding it and you cant find your botd
#8
When you start calling the girl at McDonalds Atma and ask her how much gold you owe her.:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
#9
- You know that you have played diablo 2 too much when you cut the ears of your dead parents, write their age and gender on it and keep it as a trophy.

- You know you play way too much Diablo 2 LoD when your driving on the road, you hit a deer, and get out of the car to see if it dropped any good items.

- You know yo've played too much Diablo 2 when you look at all the junk in your upper drawer of your desk and you start wondering "Will it transmute to something useful if I close it?"

- when you go outside and try to kill birds thinking a hostile Druid is nearby

- you videotape your baal runs.

- You know you play too much when you go to randomly label elevator floors "Act I", "Act II", etc.

- You see something you want and ask the owner if you could dupe it.

- You start referring to murderers as "Pkers"

- You tell your friends to "unhostile you" when they accidentally hit you

- You develop a habit of twirling objects in the air as you drop them

- You extract one of the game background music files from DIABDAT.MPQ and configure your system to play it each time you start up

- You wonder why they can clone sheep but you can't dupe the cows

- You tie a helium balloon to your head and hope it acts like a mana shield

- At your birthday, the only thing you can say is "I gotta pawn some of this stuff!"

- You paint your doorway blue

- You think golem boxing should be an Olympic sport.

- You wonder how much experience you can rack up on Halloween

- You suggest to the Supreme Court that battle.net is a good way to settle arguments

- People have to go onto battle.net to get ahold of you

- You say "I can't use this... yet" when your friends give you something red

- You try out clothes that you find lying around on the streets
#10
when your mom asks you to do chores and u reply "not enough mana"
#11
silver_ice1212 Wrote:when your mom asks you to do chores and u reply "not enough mana"
lmfao thats a good 1 man :p
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#12
Escaron Wrote:- You extract one of the game background music files from DIABDAT.MPQ and configure your system to play it each time you start up

- You wonder how much experience you can rack up on Halloween

- People have to go onto battle.net to get ahold of you

Oh boy. I'm in trouble.
#13
You know you've played too much Dianlo 2 when you meet with a friend and you tell him "Stay a while and listen..." or you refer to school as "There is a place of great evil..."
#14
I prefer the addicted ones
You know you addicted to D2 when you get arrested for killing the farmers cows

You know your addicted to D2 when you hit an animal driving down the road and you get out to see what it droped
#15
u know u play to much d2 when u poke cows to see them explode


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