What is your religion?

[Lux Aeterna]

*once again, in a demonic voice*
"Well, PHUCK YOU ALL GOD'S REAL, BELIEVE IN THE BIBLE OR I'LL GIVE YOU'RE PHUCKING HEAD OFF"


"Oh oh.. ..to the confessional"

Lol

[BlindMansTicket]

One sec blindspot, give the priest and I a moment to finish up .


*zip*


Ok, all yours.

[Hamel]

HAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAAHAH wow nice slam at priest and yourself hahaha o_O

[Lux Aeterna]

"MY GOD! SISTER HELLAN! ....Bend?"


-Reads sign: "Instert long object here" on sister hellan's @$$-

*inserts*

Roflmao

[Rob]

ugh wow.. :o

[[Ghost]]

i hate all these people who do stuff to go to heaven. im preaty sure jeasus and god are shamed of the stuff that gets carried out in there names. i dont have a god....other than Foamy the squrril. but seriously i dont realy care as long as its right and they dont push it on me im fine

[BlindMansTicket]

You are all corrupted, thinking I was butt mashing the priest.

The zip was from my change purse, which I was using to pay for some church sponsored candy bars.

Tsk Tsk.

[Lux Aeterna]

LOL Nearly wet myself just now..

[[Ghost]]

i didnt know they made change purses....that dont hide "somthing"

[Silver Ice]

i didnt know men carried purses either. oh wait... they dont!

[BlindMansTicket]

I do though... I don't like the change pocket on pants, to hard to get change out of it. And if you put it in your pocket, it just falls out when you sit down.

[Silver Ice]

just carry a wallet then

[BlindMansTicket]

I absolutely refuse.

[BlindMansTicket]

You do know that i'm making all this up, right?

[Rob]

You do know that i'm making all this up, right?

No, it's so utterly impossible to come to such a far-fetched conclusion.

[Siluru]

I don't have a religion, I'm not even baptized.

[BlindMansTicket]

Some people say that i'm not a happy or a good person for not believing in a god. I am a perfectly happy person in my opinion.

[Rob]

Spiritual and personal satisifaction have nothing to do with what other people say or believe. Spiritual and personal satisifaction comes from your own soul, and people judging your happiness is wrong and frankly stupid. If you feel happy, don't sweat the small shit.

[BlindMansTicket]

I don't talk to those people for very long.

[soundsev3n]

didnt vote or anything... just had a wierdo lady come to the door this afternoon and then seen this thread about an hour ago. she asked if she could come in and talk to me about jesus... i was so unprepared. me and a friend used to wait for the Jahovas in the spring and he'd put on make-up and shit. i'd draw something obcene on my forehead. the tables were certainly turned, i recomend havin' fun w/ this...