The Painting

[Pamela]

The Painting



A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them
completely confused.
The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench.
Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.
The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered
his assessment.
He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of
African-Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. "In fact," he pointed out, "some serious
critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by :censored:
men in contemporary society."
After the curator left, a young man in a West Virginia T-shirt approached the couple and said, "Would
you like to know what the painting is really about?"
"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple.
"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied.
"In fact, there are no African-Americans depicted at all.
They're just three West Virginia coal-miners, and the guy in the middle went home for lunch.


LMAO :innocent:

[Dark Avatar]

DUDE...Thats hella funny. :lol:

[Pamela]

:innocent: LMAO...I was a bit *Toasted* when I posted this...I think I have it somewhere else too! B)

[Crimsonwing86]

ROFLMAO

[Pamela]

Its the *Visual* aspect of it ...that makes me laugh!~smiles~

[Tichondrius_87]

pamela, can i come to your place for lunch?

[Nethran]

You were *toasted*? I think I found out why ur not in the army anymore.

[Tichondrius_87]

what the hell are you talking about?

[Nethran]

:innocent: LMAO...I was a bit *Toasted* when I posted this...I think I have it somewhere else too! B)

along with what she said in another post, that she went to military intellegence when she was in the army. keep up, you slow ***.

[Tichondrius_87]

what keep up? you're bringing up threads that are months old. i don't remember anything for that long. when's my birthday?

[Nethran]

june 11, 1987? Thats a guess, but I hold it to be true regardless of its truth

[Tichondrius_87]

like i said, i don't remember that far back. so i could be... what? three?

[Nethran]

875 and a half. plus three quaters.

[Tichondrius_87]

wouldn't that be 836 and a half?

[Nethran]

it would be 876 and a half you dumbass

[Tichondrius_87]

oh shit, i hit the wrong number. anyways... what's seven plus five?

[Nethran]

that, good sir, equals 12, or XII as my forfathers may have said. damned *** straight.

[Tichondrius_87]

you don't remember the joke do you? the 7+5=13? tsk. what has our friendship come to?

[Nethran]

your face

[Tichondrius_87]

your face... in the pants! time to go chris kid.