My Bar

[.hack//virus]

*standing in the same place as pam left him, watching the bar burn, turn into a ... w/e it turned into, ppl eating eachother, and the w/e burn into ashes again*
*gives a blank stare*
*takes out his 3 foot palm piolet and makes a phone call with it*
within 10 min a group of 10 trucks and a army of workers shows up and rebuilds the bar
*walks over to the newly installed hot tub and gets in*
*relaxing while sipping a moca-frapa-coca-late-chino*

[Demonic]

*thinks to himself Spoonman didn't know i can regenerate*
*regenerates leg*
*goes to car get 100liters of gas*
*dumps all over bar*
*lights match and watches bar bur*

[SpoonMan999]

*cuts Demonic into little pieces then liquifies his remains and releases them into a small pond where he is covered in duck shit for the rest of his days* *Oh yeah and continues to sleep*

[TroGdoR]

*Eats Spoonman for the gillionth time. Then falls asleep chuckling as everyone inside the bar is burning away*

[SpoonMan999]

*Chuckles and appears on the ground using Trog's tail as a pillow again and sleeps with his trusty sign of randomness "Look random message!"*

[endromada]

*realizes that the reason everyone is eating spoon is its national annoy spoon day.. sadly this is very hard, as he sleeps thorugh being eaten*
*steals spoons sight and re writes his message*
*makes spoon a replacemnt sign so he won't steal MY sign*
*sits in the corner occuping himself with fliping his sign over at set intervals so people can sead both sides*

[SpoonMan999]

*appears next to Endromada and knocks him out with his horrid bum stench and takes his sign back and falls asleep again*

[endromada]

You do relize that it still has my writing on it?
*takes back the sign*
*staples spoonman to the floor with anti super-bum power staplers*
*laughs maniacly*

[SpoonMan999]

*is so super the staples pop out and Endromada explodes*

[Demonic]

*Turns into ghost with magical powers*
*teleports beside spoonman*
*turn spoonman into bettle and puts him into anti-everything mini ball*

[JZXL]

*gets some rude texts from k* sorry lads, duty calls as i need to give kaylie "a good seeing to" *winks and disappears*

[SpoonMan999]

*escapes from retarded ball with the help of a musk rat...falls asleep*

[Demonic]

*pimp slaps spoonman and gives up*

[SpoonMan999]

*dodges slap by instinct as he sleeps*

[Demonic]

*gets very angry so he decides to convert to cannibal*
*eats Spoonmans arm*

[SpoonMan999]

*regenerates arm and sleeps peacefuly*

[Demonic]

*gets very angry*
*decides to do it Spoonman style and justs goes to bed*

[SpoonMan999]

*gives demonic a bottle of Rum to help him on his way to SpoonMandom*

[endromada]

*refuses him molecules inot solid form*
oh wait... crap ok spoon man cant be defaeated by anything... but... i wonder ill be back with help
*gets nito the chariot he had parked outside*
*rides off into the sunset*
*leaves a trail of pillows just incase spoon tries to stop me*

no bum can resist the alure of fluffy white pillows

[SpoonMan999]

*is too lazy to chase anyway*